Christians can't keep their anti-atheist stereotypes consistent
If you let a Christian rant and scream and bray and screech about atheists for any length of time, or just have a conversation with a Christian that lasts longer than it takes to say "Yer goin' tuh HAYULL!" then you'll probably notice that they make many mutually exclusive accusations against you. This is straight out of the apologetics playbook. It's the same thing they do when they say "Science thinks it knows everything" and "Science admits it doesn't know anything" in the same breath. Or when they say "Biden is a senile ninny face-down in a puddle of drool" and ten seconds later "Biden is a merciless tyrant with his jackboot on the throat of the church."
Similarly, Christians have multiple different anti-atheist stereotypes that they will cycle through on a sentence-by-sentence basis, in accordance with the momentary needs of the MAGA agenda.
One minute, atheists are the same pencil-necked Star Wars geeks whom Johnny Football and his fellow blonde-haired, blue-eyed, Anglo-Saxon, full-blooded German comrades from the Fellowship of Christian Athletes used to beat up and who couldn't get girlfriends back in high school. Because all atheists are guys, of course. (Oh, wait. I like girls too. Scratch that one.)
The next minute, atheists are ultra-militant commandos from a communist militia, complete with berets, camouflage fatigues and combat boots, ready at any minute to come storming through the doors of Last Baptist Church in Sister-Fuck, Arkansas, and take away everyone's Big Macs, guns and chewing tobacco.
The next minute, atheists are blue-haired liberal college professors who are teaching kindergartners that everything came from nothing and they came from monkeys and that's why life is meaningless. Because college professors absolutely do teach kindergarteners. That's totally how that works, Christian who was home-schooled in his sibling-parents' trailer. Oh, and apparently college professors perform sex-change surgery on five-year-olds in the middle of lecture, too.
And then, atheists are wild, out-of-control party animals who spend every waking minute in drug-fueled gay orgies, screwing and/or snorting everything that can't outrun them. Atheists seriously just have this cloud of drugs and gay sex emanating from them at all times like fucking Pigpen from Peanuts. (Oh wait, that one applies to me, too. Shit baskets!)
The Christian may feel free to use all of these stereotypes at will and all at once, because honesty, decency and consistency are for woke losers. Andrew Tate said so. And as we all know, he IS the guy in charge of deciding that...for some reason. Fuck everything, things are not things.
Submitted August 3, 2026 at 03:12PM by Sailor_Drea
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