sᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ

indie private and selective Matsuri Washuu || written by Lauren ||

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    wait, did that pen cup just fly off of his desk by itself? maybe he just needs more coffee...

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sits on his lap, just sits on it to hide his filthy boner

    he’s not going to say anything, he’s too busy considering slamming his head against a wall.

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"What about anon's with dead bodies......................or bodies in general. Would those be ok?...........I like dead things."

    “ ah....sure. “

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ok for real though, let’s draw the line at dirty anons, m’kay? they weird me out. like it’s one thing when my friends make gross jokes but ah...yeah i’m not here to run a nsfw answer blog.

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i...i come on here to check asks and...the one anon sitting in my inbox...who hurt you?

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              ❝ I’m curious. I was thinking about it recently. ❞

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     ❝ ah. well, i guess i’m not too certain. but it’s a tad too late to find that out, now isn’t it? ❞

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               ❝ Hey Matsuri, do you think we would’ve been happier                         if we kept up our affair instead of letting it fall apart? ❞

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     ❝ hm...perhaps. why do you ask all of a sudden? ❞

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if your brother became a half ghoul, would you still kill him?

    “ it would be wrong not to, would it not? “

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matsuri have you ever consumed a can of dog food

     “ i have not. “

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matsuri have u ever wanted to do the do with haise

    “ i would rather die, thank you. “

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What if i called you daddy

    “ do not. ever. “

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"Matsuri-san have you even touched a tiddy?"

     “ leave. “

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h;ey there buddy mpal i would realy appreciate if mayby u could get ur fukin garfield ass out my gotdam Face.

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do you think things would be different if my mom hadn't basically made you feel like some sort of unwanted piece of shit in your own house

    “ we’ll never know, now will we? “

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okok im going to go wash the dishes but i’ll be back for more of harass matsuri time. 

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who hurt u , who hurt u man, maybe someone wouldve loved u if you werent so cold

     “ mhm. sure, we’ll go with that. “

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loses another follower. thanks for stopping by, friendo.