My gay alleyway

He/it - transmasc - autistic and stupid and borderline not involved in any discourse ever. I don't care

[autumnal-selfshipping]

Vincent’s Selfship Hell

Charlie or Vincent

He/imp/it, trans dude and bisexual demon.

I have autism, highly sensitive person disorder and bpd.

Im so so so scared please be gentle with me

Current primary f/os are Karkat Vantas and Randy Jade

Full f/o list! I’m pretty nonsharing for romantic f/os, but I’m more intense abt it for main ones. Last updated Jul. 13

May include some sexual posts because that’s just how I am. Block the tag ‘🔞nasty dog’ if you don’t like that. I chose that tag bc the song is a banger

Wictor graphics and first four broker graphics by @/barkwurm

[autumnal-selfshipping]

im so whipped for this sweet phone its embarrassing

[autumnal-selfshipping]

Who wants a Randy self ship playlist bc im yearning for him

[autumnal-selfshipping]

normal behavior

[cervinae-canine]

waking up your grumpy f/o with kisses all over their face. watching them hold back a smile as they bury their face in the pillow. hearing them whine and groan as they try to keep sleeping (knowing well that they'd be pretty bummed if you stopped)

proship do not interact or repost !

[imgonnamakeausernamelater]

you have cold hands so you go up to f/o and put your hands on their back

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[nanamisbakery]

Your f/o kissing all over your face and telling you they love you

[gummy-selfshipping]

[orbitaldreams]

during days you feel particularly empty or emotionally numb, your f/o(s) wouldn't try to get a reaction out of you— they would accompany you if you need it, but you don't need to try and pretend for them

[sexgottvonpulp]

f/o imagine for people who's f/o's arent as communicative about their feelings for you

they are staring at you for an insanely uncomfortable amount of time, this is terrifying. like cant they just tell you if theres something on your face- they're looking away now?? what???? nothing to say??????

eventually they tell you that they like your outfit today? that was nice of them. (this will now haunt you for the rest of the week)

[kiss-that-king]

Make out with that fictional character NOW

[autumnal-selfshipping]

you give off heavy Kedamono enjoyer vibes

that's literally one of my favorite characters

[grayzahk]

me to my f/o

[multiversal-selfshipper]

F/O Dynamic

Image source @ caats.

[autumnal-selfshipping]

me: thinking about the character makes me nauseous I think somethings wrong with me

my friend: you know that's what 'butterflies' are meant to be right

me: THATS AN ACTUAL THING????? ID RATHER BE ACTUALLY SICK THAN CALL IT THAT? /silly

[autumnal-selfshipping]

the yearner