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He deadass doesn’t know how to sit
Now if that ain’t an invitation...!
Chris Evans Fic: Feels Like the First Time (NSFW)
Anonymous request! Be warned, this is basically a gajillion words long and it’s 95% foreplay. Also 100% NSFW.
I love your stuff! How about something where Chris is readers’ first and she has anxiety and is very insecure both about it being her first time AND about her body? And Chris does his best to convince her that there’s nothing wrong with her body and he loves her ❤
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It always got to this point. You were in the middle of a hot and heavy make out session, sandwiched between the sofa and Chris, his weight pinning you as he worked his magic against your mouth.
You could feel excitement and arousal blossoming below your belly, the heat seeping through your body and warming you right down to your fingertips. He normally kept his hands in ‘safe’ areas: your face and neck, hips and ribs, no where that would spike your anxiety. You were eternally grateful and considered yourself blessed beyond belief that he was understanding and patient, but the thing was, you knew in your heart that you wanted to go further now, but that your head was stopping you.
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Honestly this hasn’t got as much attention as it should its incredible
Thank you! For both the kind comment and reblog. Glad you enjoyed this :)
Finally, I divorced him
This was one of my favorite sequences. From the way it was fillmed to the fact that seb’s acting was so pure and nuanced that i felt my heart break for this man who loves this woman and wants her back and had to remind myself that jeff was a shit to tonya and thank god she got away (even if only for a bit) goddamn seb was robbed this awards season
Also, i love how despite the fact he lost muscle mass to look more scrawny and weak & they clearly put a shirt too big on him…he still looks thicc
Seb managed to make him human, not a caricature, and not even a truly dastardly villain. Just a dumb, stupid human.
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The past tense of drag is dragged, not drug.
Thank you, that is all.
Hey, there. I hope you're doing well. :-) I wanted say that as a WOC myself from Arabic/North African culture, I still can totally relate to your stories. I don't mean to offend anyone, but your writing reaches everyone! As a reader-insert fanfic writer, I always imagine how my "Reader" looks like when I'm writing, though I never describe her physically in the stories so every woman could fit to the character. So, the moodboard for 'Four Kids Series' is totally okay with me! I LOVE this series!
Thank you for telling me this, I can’t tell you how relieved I am that I haven’t alienated everyone! Same as you, I never describe the y/n character so, after some reflection, I figure what’s the point of going to the trouble of ensuring it’s totally relatable in writing if I’m slapping a big picture at the top that heavily implies what I think y/n looks like? Especially when I don’t actually think that myself because y/n is a pretty faceless character when I write her. The moodboard things were just more trouble than they’re worth I think! If anyone wanted to create one for a story, I’d be more than happy to put that up but I won’t be making my own anymore. I just feel ashamed that I didn’t even think about it. I honestly didn’t even realise what I was doing until someone pointed it out to me and that’s the part that’s really bothered me. It’s a lesson learned!
Weekly Reading List 13
Weekly Recommendations get posted every Saturday. All stories are character x reader unless otherwise stated. Graphic by the awesome @wonders-of-the-multiverse.
How do my rec lists work? Why did my story not make it on the list?
Tropes AU Mafia Princess Part 22 by @4theluvofall Steve Rogers Her Royal Favor Part 10 by @promarvelfangirl Steve Rogers Checkmate by @randomstoriesofabunny Steve Rogers The Captain’s Bride Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4 by @welcomethefears Steve Rogers Bite Me Part 7/Part 8 by @medicatemedrmccoy
Historical AU Pirates Heart Part 38-41 by @not-close-to-straight Stuckony Clover Cafe Part 4/Epilogue by @captainsbabysitter-blog
Soulmate AU Heart Skip Part 13 by @after-avenging-hours
Daddy!Character Little Avenger by @kaunis-sielu Steve Rogers
A/B/O Dynamics The Traditional Omega by Katieb18 Stony Legacy by amandalee727 Stony A More Perfect Union by romanoff Stony
Modern AU Old Fantasy by @izawrites Leonard McCoy Off The Books Part 1/Part 2 by @captain-rogers-beard Steve Rogers Executive Decision Part 4/Part 5/Part 6 by @star-spangled-man-with-a-plan Steve Rogers Can’t Help Falling In Love by @pinkamour1588 McKirk Like a Lovesick Kitten by @musikat18 Leonard McCoy Ink Slinger by @stevergxrs Steve Rogers Dealer’s Choice 5 6 7 8 by @itsanerdlife Fake Happy Part 2 by @marelicarter
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Thank you, lovely, as always 😘
Chris Evans Fic: The Hinting Game
In hindsight, you realised the hints had been coming for a while but it had just taken you some time to realise it. Thinking back, the first time, you were both at a Patriots game. Chris had dragged you to the merchandise shop at the stadium and while he spent the obligatory amount of time fawning over sweatshirts and deciding which one he should buy this time, his attention eventually turned to the kids section, his eye caught by an infant-sized romper type garment. ‘No. 2 Patriots Fan’ was in big writing taking up most of the space on the front but in brackets underneath: ’(but only because my dad is No. 1)’.
He held it up on its little hanger and looked at you which an open-mouthed expression of excited surprise.
‘Babe… how adorable and perfect is this?’
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I just realised this isn’t in my masterlist! How can I have forgotten this little piece of fluff?!
Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan at the Lobby Hero opening night party
I feel like Seb is checking out the depth of Chris’ moustache and comparing it to how his own is when he has one.
Avaalons’ Complete Chris Evans Masterlist
Imagines:
Imagines Masterlist
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Longer Standalone One Shots:
One Shots Masterlist
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Multi-Part/Episodic Series
Unexpectant Series
Unexpectant Masterlist
Young & in Love Series
Young & in Love Masterlist
Chris’ Disney Princess Series
Disney Princess Masterlist
Four Kids Series
Four Kids Masterlist
Since Then…
Since Then Masterlist
Hiking and Hypocrisy
Hiking and Hypocrisy Masterlist
It’s hard for me to say this and I don’t want you to hate me. I really love your fics (you’re an extremely talented writer) but as a woman of color I can no longer read them. I feel like you don’t write for women like me and that’s okay. I just have to accept that. I’m sorry if this upsets you in anyway, I don’t want this to. But ever since you posted “cover art” for your fic, as a reader I felt completely isolated. Again you’re still amazing but this is where I say goodbye.
I’m thoroughly embarrassed that this has been caused by my own ignorance. It’s all as good as gone.
Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan pose at the opening night after party for the play ‘Lobby Hero’ on Broadway at Bryant Park Grill on March 26, 2018.
The Mustache
Pairing: Chris Evans x reader
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: vaginal sex, oral sex (female receiving), Daddy kink, and unhealthy obsession with facial hair.
A/N: Y’all knew this was coming (pun unashamedly intended). This was inspired partially by a guy I heard on the radio who said Chris can give free mustache rides now, this post, and the fact that Chris has the ability to pull off a Tom Selleck style ‘stache like a fuckin’ pro. Also, Seb makes a very minor almost-appearance, and, I swear, if this nonnie or anyone like them tries to poop on my parade, imma cut you.
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Opening Night - A Lawyered Ficlet (Chris Evans/OFC)
Author’s Notes: Thanks to the encouragement of some of my lovely readers, I finally took the plunge and let myself write a ficlet set in the Lawyered verse. Lawyered is hosted over at @chrisevans-sexualfrustrations and you can read the whole story here.
This takes place in present day (specifically, on March 1, 2018). I’m not sure whether it is actually going to be canon in the Lawyered verse and show up in the story down the road. Regardless, I hope you enjoy!
[WARNING: Very mild Spoilers for Lobby Hero ahead. However, if you’ve read any reviews of the play or the NY Times profile about Chris, there is nothing in here you aren’t already aware of.]
With ten minutes until curtain, silence lingered in the dressing room as Chris sat on the tiny sofa with no other company but his thoughts. His parents and siblings had cleared out twenty minutes ago with many words of encouragement and ‘break a leg’s prior to their departure, though there was one person whose absence he experienced acutely while he struggled to calm his nerves.
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I’ve read this three times already since I saw it when I woke up this morning!
I just LOVE them!
I just read Oh, Baby! during lunch break, keeping a poker face while on the inside I WAS FLAILING AND DYING BECAUSE THE SMUT WAS SO HOT AND PERFECT! And yes, the baby's coming!!
Ahahahaha this is incredible! I love this! I’m sure we’ve all got a well-practised ‘neutral face’ for when we’re reading smut in public, don’t worry 😂
Chris Evans Fic: Oh Baby! (Four Kids Series) NSFW
This goes with the Four Kids series you can find on my masterlist. It jumps back a bit in the timeline so comes after Just Like This and before Still Beautiful.
Also, reader is mega preggo in this, and there’s smut, so if that isn’t your thing, turn away now. Otherwise, enjoy!
As you flung the sixth (or was it seventh?) dress down on to your carpet, you wanted to fling yourself down too but in your heavily pregnant state it wasn’t really possible. And you’d never get back up again. Instead, you sank wearily to your bed in your underwear and heels and out of the way of the full length mirror you were sick of looking in.
The garment bag containing Chris’ red carpet tux hung from the door to your ensuite bathroom and your heart plummeted. You were too hot, too flustered and the round ligament pain was really irritating you. Everyone kept saying ‘only a week to go’ but it felt like a lifetime and you knew, just knew, that this baby was going to be overdue. So it might only be a week until your due date but there was every chance you’d be still be cooking this kid for two weeks after that. You leaned backwards against the sheets, your legs dangling over the edge of the mattress and, feeling like a tortoise on an upturned shell, you knew at once it had been a mistake.
‘Shit,’ you whispered, knowing you weren’t going to be able to pull yourself back up, then, rubbing a hand across your impressive belly, quickly followed your cursing with, ‘Sorry baby, don’t listen to my bad words. Mommy just got herself stuck.’
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Timezone reblog! I should point out that this can be totally read as a standalone too - no need to get into the whole series if you don’t want to!
Chris Evans Fic: Four Kids Series
Four Kids Series
A series of snapshots as you and Chris navigate being famous, being married, being parents and still living to tell the tale at the end of the day!
Just Like This
Oh Baby! (NSFW)
Still Beautiful
Might Actually Be Perfect
Lucky Enough
Outnumbered (1 of 2)
Outnumbered (2 of 2) (NSFW)
Updated for new instalment Oh Baby! :)
Issues on mobile?
For some reason, the formatting on my last fic post is showing up terribly on mobile tumblr app but appears to be absolutely fine on the website.
Apologies if it looks bad for you - I definitely put line breaks and a read more link in, I swear!