[bunslavehposts]

my friends don't understand why I take dance classes instead of playing ball with the guys.

I have my reasons....

[bunslavehposts]

A Public Document

your submission to the Hose for all to see

[bunslavehposts]

it started as an experiment...

what if?

why not?

what harm can it do?

to wear your Hose all over

to feel it on you

head to toe

or is it

toes to head...?

but

the Hose

always wins

and you belong now

like all the others

who will read this

and wonder

and say

why not?

[celebrity-sexy-legs]

Lake Bell

[bunslavehposts]

must be quite the captivating phone call...

[eastasianfemaleleadership]

[bunslavehposts]

missing?

no your outfit seems perfectly fine to me...

[bunslavehposts]

Indeed

another episode of 'Getting Ready to Go'!

which as usual, means wearing your Hose

[bunslavehposts]

Ah Summer...time to visit the beach

wearing your Hose of course

[bunslavehposts]

you keep telling yourself you have a choice

--but--

your fate was sealed the moment you met Her

[bunslavehposts]

Stocking up on Essentials

because you can never have too many pairs of Hose

you know, for all the Winning

and sharing

and wearing

[habrare]

[bunslavehposts]

she stared with a blank expression

headphones slid down from her ears

resting against her neck

she Understands now

the Hose always wins

[spandexcatsuitr]

[bunslavehposts]

lonely individuality is replaced by collective Obedience

[bunslavehposts]

see no evil

hear no evil

speak no evil

[bunslavehposts]

keep trying

soon you'll walk in them like it's natural, like you were simply meant to wear ballet heels...

it's not like you have any choice in the matter

after all...

[bunslavehposts]

Surrender to Silver

[bunslavehposts]

to Dance is to be Free

...but...

the Hose always Wins

[bunslavehposts]

Pearls

and

Lace

[bunslavehposts]

Emma talks about how she feels strange if she does not wear tights with a skirt or dress these days.

She blames 'us' (her fans) who have encouraged her to wear nylon so much that she is now conditioned to need to wear tights and pantyhose, otherwise she feels like her legs being naked don't look and feel good...