The Oddities

30s, Canadian, bored(usually) and gay.

[matchamoe]

Reblog if you want obscenely sexual and kinky messages in your askbox for shits and giggles.

[softdomsworld]

Pull out? Why would I ever pull out? It feels soooo much better for me to pin you down and fill you up. Push in and out so I can make sure you take it all. I don't really care what the consequences are for you, all that matters is how good it feels to breed you.

[bobowizard]

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[braviks]

[the-bush-administration]

standing here sweatin my ass off

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[the-bush-administration]

i was DEFINITELY drunk pissingg when i took this

🫣🫣🫣

[8nin]

Fuck nudes send me audios of you cumming and saying my name.

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[the-bush-administration]

i blacked out last night but apparently i was walking around dressed like this for HOURS asking people if they liked my ass.. 🫠🫠🫠

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

goes hard ngl

[the-knightswind-case]

Consider:

[fox-bright]

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

[fox-bright]

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

[fox-bright]

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[lastoneout]

[avalonsguard]

[fairyinthetrees]

if you're reading this I hope you're okay

[goth-queen]

[planetafiyu]

[the-bush-administration]

i'll be in the locker room 😏😏😏

[the-bush-administration]

whooooooooopss 🍑🍑🍑