mi ciudad

[mi-ciudad]

wouldn’t it have been easier if you just washed the teaspoon in the sink…….? hope you’re not too moist tho 🤞

i washed it in the sink before i put it in the dishwasher i have a system

[mi-ciudad]

my current status is moist from opening the dish washer mid cycle to add a teaspoon into its little compartment and my glasses fogged up and i can't see anything without my subtitles

[spookyjedimaster]

Four categories of mutuals:

1) We don’t talk, but you’re cool

2) Let’s go on an adventure to find cool rocks

3) Mutuals you want to put through the mattress

4) Marry me right mf now

[mi-ciudad]

i wanna know which one i am for all of y'all

[mi-ciudad]

next on the wizard of oz:

[decalottersman]

But they don’t go to Oz. They just ✨die 🥹✨.

[mi-ciudad]

@glenda nessa rose the shit out of them 👏🏻👨🏻

[mi-ciudad]

next on the wizard of oz:

[mi-ciudad]

my flex is that i have an AC and it’s on

[mi-ciudad]

come over i have the AC on

[mi-ciudad]

my flex is that i have an AC and it’s on

[mi-ciudad]

quiet a bigger mustache is talking

[mi-ciudad]

next week on perfect strangers:

[mi-ciudad]

my dash did a thing

[mi-ciudad]

next week on perfect strangers:

[mi-ciudad]

i will find the video from which that porn post you reblogged is from and i'll send you the link so you can jizz to it later i'm your i-will-find-the-video-from-which-that-porn-post-you-reblogged-is-from-and-i'll-send-you-the-link-so-you-can-jizz-to-it-later guy

[mi-ciudad]

see

[mi-ciudad]

i will find the video from which that porn post you reblogged is from and i'll send you the link so you can jizz to it later i'm your i-will-find-the-video-from-which-that-porn-post-you-reblogged-is-from-and-i'll-send-you-the-link-so-you-can-jizz-to-it-later guy

[mi-ciudad]

im a-okay if a tornado takes the white house and the white house grounds away to oz like it’s been burnt down once already so im sure we’ll figure it out later

[mi-ciudad]

tell me im cute tell me im cute tell me im cute TELL ME IM CUTE TELL ME IM CUTE

[mi-ciudad]

i would like to be spooned now

[mi-ciudad]

kids come here look there was a time when you could search “massive cumshots” on tumblr and you’d have so many cumshots on your screen cum was free it was everywhere

[paradigmevolution]

Hey everybody, an old man’s talking.

[mi-ciudad]

SHUT UP AN OLD MAN IS TALKING

[mi-ciudad]

my grandma says my hair is pretty so you know it’s true and unbaised