[callyouinthemorning]

Oh look, a picture of my face

Formerly evenifiwantto

Love you all

[highriskbisexualbehavior]

[otpcruiseliner]

alright lads it’s penis viewing hours

[sonofthestone]

[minxitsy]

[peachfromcmbyn]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[vexheart]

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

[byjove]

why are art museums the only museums with cafeterias? imagine if you just got done walking through a civil war museum and there was a place offering hardtack and soup beans and really bad coffee based on the rations of a union soldier

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[animentality]

[legalityoftheraccoons]

“Kids shouldn’t learn about periods” what

what do you even mean. I got my period at 11 and know people who got it younger

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[memecucker]

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

[memecucker]

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[thatdisasterauthor]

The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

[bananonbinary]

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

[myosotis-secunda]

it works there

[versacemom]

*touches the tip of you raging, rock hard boner* “boop”

[dogpuppy]