[callyouinthemorning]

Oh look, a picture of my face

Formerly evenifiwantto

Love you all

[ruinedchildhood]

I wanted to make a gifset ... but nothing would do this scene justice.

[captain-price-returns]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[my-dailydreams]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[frooty-booty]

My hair wasn’t meant to be this short, but I got a great summer haircut 😌

[dogpuppy]

[solecoded]

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[looo-ch]

[byjove]

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

[dogpuppy]

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[professoroaksboytoy]

What a great night to look at penises online

[avantgarden-er]

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard and completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Haha so which of you gorgeous twins has the soul