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[avantgardedeli]

How many batteries can I eat?

Assume watch batteries. You pop em like Pez.

[avantgardedeli]

Business Opportunity: Meat Shakes

Take a steak, blend it. Put some Mashed Potatoes in it. Maybe some garnishes.

Make the Steak Dinner a grab-and-go meal.

Surf and Turf? Blended Lobster tail for 10.99 more.

This is what the people want. Just Need a Name.

[avantgardedeli]

You said to give you all our stuff so here you are, I guess, I found this

Thank you. I look forward to your weekly gifts.

[avantgardedeli]

No one is more Entitled than Me

Send me your Stuff. You know it’s really my Stuff.

[avantgardedeli]

Please Remember

everything is a salad.

[avantgardedeli]

Where is Zizek’s Tumblr?

Find it, you Barbarians.

[sabertoothwalrus]

tumblr blaze needs an update so that even when you reblog the sponsored post it’ll have a little icon on it somewhere so your followers will know it was a sponsored post. it’s necessary for the comedic impact

[avantgardedeli]

Join the Cult

I’m trying to Consolidate Power. Bring Drugs

[avantgardedeli]

Need more Jews

The Deli situation in this country is in steep decline.

[bearsprings]

what the fuck

[collective-girlthing]

My thoughts exactly

[avantgardedeli]

A Call to Arms

[avantgardedeli]

Need more Jews

The Deli situation in this country is in steep decline.

[avantgardedeli]

Despite all this, the goats are on their way to Jerusalem.

[avantgardedeli]

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