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I was tagged by @scarletsrequiter ( & @kakuhenkan on my oc )

Directions: answer 20 questions and tag 10 followers you want to get to know better.

Name: chef boyardee (it has to be my name. it says it on skype)

Nickname: Kale, Sabrina (ugh my mom calls me this all the time & i don’t understand why jeez), is gdi kale a nickname???

Horoscope: (Sag)gy tits

Height: 5′2″ (2 inches than ari cries)

Favorite Fruit: AVOCADO

Favorite Season: Autumn and the one with the white stuff.

Favorite Book(s): Pride and Prejudice

Favorite Song(s): ALL THINGS WEEZER. Kesha’s Learn to Let Go, Praying, & Woman. I also like K. Flay- just K. FLAY IDK WHAT ELSFRGTE

Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate: Covfefe

Cats or Dogs: Both

Favorite Fictional Characters: Rick Sanchez, Leorio Paladiknight, UHH, idk who else.

Number of Blankets: ALL THE BLANKETS

Dream Trip: I don’t dream. All I can afford is a trip to the bathroom. The only trip I don’t have to pay for unless I fall down the stairs, venturing there.

Blog Created: July something something. HOWEVER, my original blog for Leorio dates back ALLLL the way to May 16th, 2015- I probably was created in April of 2015 tbh.

Number of Followers: 13 here & 45 on @faiilure

tagging: my mom, my brother, maybe my bff unicorn. whoever wants to do it /smooches

#&& ( ooc. )#( shrugs)

#&& ( ooc. )#(i fixed my askbox sorryrfrhfnvfrn. )#(screams at asss self. )

galacticdemon:

❝ Straight to the chase, huh? Not even gonna buy me a drink first? ❞

“I’ll buy you a bottle of water if that’s what you’re implying?”

#galacticdemon #&& ( ic. )#&& ( v. main. )#(boo leorio you cheap ass das not how u get the ladies omg )

rpmemesfam:

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

#&& ( meme. )#( come @me. )

wildchildfreecs:

He had really hoped Leorio wouldn’t notice. It’s not surprising that he does notice, considering how pungent the smell of burning is, but it doesn’t make it any less embarrassing.

“It’s, uh… I tried to cook something and it didn’t go right.”

“Sorry…”

A little angry, he didn’t think Gon realized how dangerous his actions could’ve been. He could’ve burned his apartment building down. “I know you meant well, but the next time you want to cook something, use the microwave and stay away from the oven and the stove top. Actually, you’re banned from the stove completely until you get cooking lessons, Gon.”

“You didn’t start a fire–– did you?” A part of him felt like he didn’t get the whole story.

#wildchildfreecs #&& ( ic. )#&& ( v. main. )#(gon no leorio no dkfrgtjrkedsl. )#(father of the year award if he teaches gon his shitty cooking skills. )

scarletsrequiter:

– { Eyes covered by black contacts rolled as he saw the other complain oh so much. If it was supposed to be hot out, you were to dress properly for it, which was why the Kurtan was sporting his black tank over his binder and his white training pants. }

“You know, you could be polite and use your manners. “

{ In spite of the elder’s lack of such a thing, he remained on the couch, legs crossed as he read a book and sipped every now and then from his cool cup of water. He hadn’t even looked up from his novel since Leorio started to complain and whine about the heat. }

“I don’t understand why-why we have central air conditioning if we don’t use it for days like these?” Oh, Leorio was going to continue whining until the air conditioning was turned up. With a bitter attitude, he sat down near the other and stared at him; he wished he knew how to work the system.

“Y’know, I’m not cleaning the pool of sweat off the floor?” He continued to complain with beads of sweat rolling down his face, dripping on to the hardwood floors. “I’m going to flood the apartment, Kurapika!” Jesus. F–ng. Christ. He didn’t know how to shut up. It was his intent to push all of Kurapika’s buttons.

#scarletsquiter #&& ( ic. )#&& ( v. main. )#( it's hilarious how fast write responses once i start them lmaooooo. )

kusariyarou:

「 ♛∞ 」↣ “ ǀ ɗσ ησт fєαя ɗєαтн. ǀ fєαя σηƖу тнαт му яαgє ωιƖƖ fαɗє σνєятιмє. ” ↴ |—(••÷[ ᴸᵉᵗ ᵀʰᵉˢᵉ ˢᶜᵃʳˡᵉᵗ ᴱʸᵉˢ ᴮᵉᵃʳ ᵂᶤᵗᶰᵉˢˢ ]÷••—|

❝Mn, a calculated risk. Given we’re sharing this room and the door was unlocked,❞ Retorts the younger male flatly, making no moves to vacate the doorway in which he is standing. ❝Clearly you haven’t the sense to lock the door while you’re changing like a normal person. –Hardly my fault.❞

“Listen, blondie, I am not troubled about you marching in while I’m dressing. You could’ve witnessed my hitchhike to heaven!” Inferring the obvious, the man utterly comprehended his friend probably didn’t pick up the euphemism. Leorio buttoned up his blazer, but stood there with no pants on.

“You need to knock before you enter.” Sharply the older male quietly declared.

#kusariyarou #&& ( ic. )#&& ( v. main. )#(i'm crying bye.)

scarletsrequiter:

“ It is just hot in here, Leorio. Well, it does not feel hot in here to me. “

“Are you f- king cold blooded because I’m sweating my balls off in here?? Open all the windows. I’m going to die.” Heat got the best of him as he took the time to rip off his jacket and loosen his tie to gingerly toss it to the side. The idiot made an interesting fashion statement by removing his shirt only to put his tie back on, “hey, I said open the windows-”

#scarletsquiter #&& ( ic. )#&& ( v. main. )#( lmaooooo leorio pls no cover your nips. c; )

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