The Dark Lord of The Sludge

in character ask blog | AC: rocketspy

[avasts-nightmare]

you wish to communicate with me? oh to be so brave, or should I say, idiotic! still, Ill entertain you. not like I have anything better to do.

name's The Dark Lord, he/him or ze/hir pronouns are fine. you know me from causing the downfall of stickpage, AIM, myspace, and, most notoriously, newgrounds. ahh... good times.

Im not really where I used to be in life... but thats neither here nor there... your biggest concern is to give me reasons to keep you vermin alive...

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about mun: vivi, che/shyr pronouns, adult, plural system though this blog is mostly upkept by Spencer (Dark, he/ze) and Aster (Purple, he/hym)

were still figuring out our depiction of TDL post-AVA12 out, that being said we prioritize accuracy over kindness unless specified by our roleplay partners

that being said, while we prioritize friends and mutuals this is an open roleplay/ask blog! dont be shy to reach out :)

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Would you say you are more of a cat person or a dog person( or other animal)?

from my own experience beef tends to t4ste best, unsure what 4nim4l it comes from though. me and Cho used to just t4ke wh4tever we could get our h4nds on and run off. 4pper4ntly it's "illeg4l" to not give sm4ll pieces of p4per in turn, but we got in trouble for t4king some of those as well.

dont need to e4t 4nymore, so it doesnt m4tter

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Wait- why are your hands mostly out of this goop (bracelet) thingy and not your body??? I mean, your hands were in pretty good shape, only your like, torso was more destroyed.

gross, right?

unfortun4tely the cr4cks 4rent JUST for show, I h4d to... rebuild myself from the ground up, entirely. not just my 4rms, or torso. so my entire body is just as m4lle4ble as my 4rms.

goop 4rms just looks cooler.

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What if i gave you a Gun?

I h4ve much more leth4l me4ns 4t my dispos4l, however it would be useful for p4rts...

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I'm rather curious.. Does your Vira count as a poison? And if that's the case, does that mean you are basically immune to all toxins (example, unable to get drunk or high from alcohol and drugs)? Your condition is fascinating, and I wouldn't mind if you stepped into my lab for a proper examination...

NOT! a mere poison. its a kind of corrosive that r4pidly dissolves your code. a poison would kill you when consumed. this will spre4d every bit of code you have in your body 4cross the outernet upon mere cont4ct.

even then drugs didnt 4ffect me even before I rebuilt my body, so it m4kes no difference to me.

that being s4id I will blow you up if you l4y 4 h4nd on me, so th4t is 4 no.

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If you swiched your own head with another person's, would both stay alive? Would it even work?

you'd just be st4pling my he4d over a p4thetic corpse or the other w4y 4round. it's not m4gic

[avasts-nightmare]

How did dying feel, asshole? You finally got what you had coming, huh?

since youre so interested in how it feels i'll just show you

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Where are you btw? In a cave or something? It's really dark

unfortun4tely I h4ve to keep a low profile for now, 4b4ndoned buildings in rur4l 4re4s serve well for the time being.

[avasts-nightmare]

what do you plan to do with vic oh so great and powerful dark 🧐

tha4ts for me to know and you to wonder.

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Goodness, I just thought of something.. How screwed would a Stick be if you tried to get close to them? (I know you are generally apathetic towards Stick-kind, and the only Stick you WERE close to basically has the power to no-sell Vira. This is strictly hypothetical) I mean, you have Vira as one with your system now. Even so much as a deep kiss could completely erode the code of someone! Now that I think about it.. Blood transfers are also quite the mystery. Would it erode the patient? Would it bless them with some form of resistance? Or perhaps even a small taste of your power, weaker but the Vira still pulsing through their code... ...Last one additionally horrifying due to your ability to control the substance, and thus... I digress. I am curious of your thoughts on it. These half-asleep musings in the dead of night DO keep me rather entertained in their own right, and I'm sure you've stray "bunnies" to chase down rabbit holes of the mind now and then, too!

its not leth4l unless I w4nt it to be, or the ground I st4nd on would be dissolving as we spe4k. it was the s4me for the vir4bots, itd be a stupid oversight in design otherwise.

4nd the blood tr4nsfers would kill people not because it's corrosive but bec4use it's simply foreign m4tter in your cardiov4scular system. I dont quite "bleed" 4nymore.

[avasts-nightmare]

Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark.

Can I poke you? Please 🥺 👉👈

no.

[avasts-nightmare]

Dark, do you miss someone *coughs* Chosen- In your afterlife?

(Helloo author of this bloggg missed your drawings! :3)

I don't miss.

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so if you drip some of your sludge on the ground and just like… leave it there and go somewhere else, can you still control it? is there a distance limit or

its m4gnetic currents from my own body keeping and giving it sh4pe, not an e4sy thing to t4ke hold of unless you're me.

it's b4sically just ferrofluid otherwise.

in terms you'll understand, no, it c4nnot be controlled from long distances. unless you h4ve a m4gnet in which c4se it will gr4vitate to it. but it h4s no life of its own.

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Hey Dark Lord im your biggest fan! will you blow up my house?

gl4dly. you get the best view from inside your own house, trust me

[avasts-nightmare]

Hiiiiii Daaaaaark- so how did that "release virabugs into the whole internet" idea go for you...also how are you doing now that you're dead, I think?

how do you know about th4t.

4nd, how do you 4SSUME IT WENT!?

th4ts fine, de4th is no problem for The D4rk lord. all lost pieces can be re-4ssembled if youre sm4rt enough.

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can you juggle your own head. for science

not much of juggling when theres only one of it.

what am I anyway, a clown?

[avasts-nightmare]

does the bird have a name?

c4rn4ge!