Pepper. Babe. What’s our policy about the things you see in tabloids, news, and pretty much any media ever?
That’s right.
Don’t ask.
And I won’t have to tell you.
Because honestly. I don’t remember. I was REALLY drunk that night.
I don’t know why I even bother being surprised anymore.
It’s just not what I expected when I tried to get into the office today and having a reporter in my face with that, asking my opinion.
And on that note, Happy’s working on fixing security again ever since the breach the other day.
"HOW IS IT... " Tony howls in frustration "... that I can build a super-suit that can track a flea to within centimeters ... but I can't seem to keep people out of my little castle-tower sanctuary? How is that, Pepper? How? " He moodily glowers at his smoothie-cup and slurps dramatically.











