gossip & confessions

This is the gossip and con-fession blog to Avenging rp. Don't be afraid to flood our ask box with nasty stuff. ;)

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Thank you for playing. There are a few names left in my inbox but I’ll do them in a few hours ‘cause I gotta bounce.

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Danny

Irrelevant is the only word that comes to mind.

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do you think Carol and Maria will ever actually happen?

They better because there’s already a shortage of dick around here, so the girls better start hooking up with one another, specially with all the homos we have.

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Remy

His biggest crime was stealing my heart. He sure is all man with those arms and that rugged face, but then he’s also a sweetheart who likes cats and is nice to women. If all the guys were like Remy, the world would be a better place. 

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Scott?

Sign me the fuck up. Looks wise, he is definitely the best guy here. But unfortunately he’s not a great leader.  I mean, how useless have the X-Men been throughout this whole thing? Even the Young Avengers have been more useful an they are a bunch of lame kids winging it. Get your shit together, Cyclops. Hit people with your powerful eye beams, man. Or, you know, call me. I’m always available.

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Crossbones.

I’ve seen less embarrassing villains in 90s cartoons. I’ll take Dick Dastardly over Crossbones any day.

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What's up with Peter and Gamora?

Who cares? Definitely not me. All I know is that if they came down to earth to gross us all out with lingering gazes and unnecessary, rushed romance then they should go back to space ‘cause we’ve got better stuff to do.

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Carol Danvers

About time! She is the hot chick around here. I feel like she’s badass and hot enough to be one of the mean girls, but that potential is wasted on her being a superhero. I think she’d make a much better supervillain and we need some decent ones around here since the ones we have are too weird to be taken seriously. I also feel like she’s definitely the family stone and people rely on her a lot but if I were her I would have broken the vow she made to protect people a long time ago. When was the last time she heard a thank you? So my suggestion to her is: Take a red eye, spend a midnight in Paris and every thing will be fine. Be the hot supervillain we need. I’m no Sherlock Holmes, but I can tell you have some darkness inside of you.

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Squirrel Girl

She needs to catch deez nuts.

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Elecktra

I don’t know. She’s hot, I guess. Doesn’t really do anything for me to have an opinion on her. But, for some reason I feel like calling her Sparky, so let’s call her that.

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Steve Rogers

You’d think a guy who’s lived so long and through so much would be more interesting. He takes the good guy routine a little too far, I used to think it was all a big PR stunt but turns out big Steve really does have a big vagina. It’s like he’s one muscular care bear. 

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Magneto

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Maria Hill

She needs to choose her battles. You can’t go after the Winter Soldier and the Scarlet Witch, darling. Do they even pay you enough for that? I’m surprised you haven’t gotten yourself killed. What’s next, are you gonna go after Thanos with a gun?

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Deadpool

He’s funny and I wonder what his penis looks like but it’s hard to have an opinion on a one dimensional dude like him.

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The maximoff family. ( erik, pietro, billy, ect)

That’s a lot of people. I’m gonna give you short opinions.

PIETRO – I think he’s a hot, temperamental daddy and I’d love to take a spanking from him any day. But, he needs to figure out where his loyalties lie. You gotta choose a team, Pietro. It’s how things work around here. Are you an Avenger? An X-Men? Brotherhood? Nobody knows.

WANDA – While her hot twin is a daddy, she is definitely the big mama around here. If only she used her mama status to give the Avengers a good talking and end this madness. Or at least, you know, use her reality warping powers for something other than making kids.  

TOMMY – Our favorite speedster needs to quit going around trying to solve everything and realize how old he actually is. While his brother has the opposite problem, Tommy takes himself too seriously even though he’s always cracking jokes. Relax, get yourself into a love triangle or something. High School drama is good for the soul.

BILLY – He is a waste of space and power. What’s the point of being a witch if your only concerns are college and your boyfriend? I get wanting a normal life but not even humans care about that shit as much when there’s a war going on. Not to mention he’s a manipulative little shit who always wants things to go his way and throws a tantrum when they don’t;

LILITH – New York’s cutest dyke went missing for days and her family didn’t seem to care. That means she should probably reevaluate the people she keeps in her life. Maybe she should go back to the AMS where they at least valued her presence because the people who claim to love her don’t seem to have her as a priority.

LUNA – She is too vanilla for me to even have an opinion. I’ll say this, though: she has amazing eyes.

I guess these weren’t so short after all.

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Vision

The Vision is certainly a vision. I think he’s made all of us question what it would be like to fuck a robot, but unfortunately he only has eyes for Wanda. Well, his looks aside, he’s too much of a good guy. He’d be much more interesting if he showed us a darker side. And I feel like he doesn’t realize he’s helpless against this war. He should give up and stop trying to do anything.

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Send me a name and I’ll give you my honest opinion of them.