Bad Lip Reading: High School Musical sentence starters
It’s funny how things happen.
I thought I could feel a bug.
For all I know you could be a horrible evil psycho.
I’m cool. I’m like a cool bomb.
Oh no, dude, are you bored?
Check out one of these bowls that I found in the dollar fun section!
There you go, like a lot of people, just… being judgey.
I need cheesy sandwiches and a gummy fruit.
Now you owe me fifteen bucks for your doo-doo and shenanigans.
Wait, are you a simpleton?
My friends think I’m just normal, but I’m really the pretzel king.
I like when they put glitter on these signs, I wanna do that.
I put fruit in a basket, and it was dope.
I think you have a spoiled roach in your shoe.
Do you hear that? Wow. That’s a baby sheep.
I talked to that new girl, and, um, I was really weird around her.
I’m pretty sure you got a problem walking. You need a scooter.
Basketball, basketball! We love basketball!
This is my best dance, and I can do this, now.
Now don’t run away from me, okay?
Hey, did I tell you I’m a rodent?
Can I pinch your shrimps?
It looks like you ate a twenty-six-year-old man.
Looks like you’re looking for something.
I haven’t lost anything. Though, I’d like a bike pump.
Hand: I gave it to you so you could hold it.
Ooh, you’re quite a special bear.
Can you play piano? Like the bear at the mall?
I’m sure there were always rabbits inside of me.
I think your feet stank so much, like corn.
I’ve never had someone gross me out like you do.
Don’t go get a big fork and fix the ceiling fan, ‘cause that could ruin the fork.
And that’s how I ended up in the talent show.
And then it hit me like a ton of pounds.
I know you’re a robot, and the secret’s safe with me.
I’d never been very good with electronics, but this I could handle.
This could cause nightmares in the night.
Let’s go bang on furniture!
Y’all, burping is my passion.
Oh, no, nuh-uh, that’s a no-no!
That’s nasty, like tuna on a stick!
I’m just trying to be human now.
Could you ever forget that you’re totally a mischievous android and you have to run on batteries?
You never drank that milk.
Hey, you guys should clap.
Take this. You’ll want it. It’s pretty cool.
Okay, today I wanna show you this really old laptop.
You look like a human, but that is not what you are.
Guys, can I have some water?
Why don’t you just tell us about the girl? Is she an alien?
She wanted my cat, and I think she stole him.
We’d have to find a dungeon first. Do they even still have them now?
Do all robots cry this much?
I heard what you just said to all your little boyfriends.
I saw a beaver jogging over the top of that dune.
I wrote that for you. It’s about us.
If we leave now, we can still make the talent show.
I am about to drink from the popular cup.
Don’t start it without me!
I can’t do it. Not when all these people are scared of me.
Remember the night we first met?
Move those feet, girl, come on.
Can you feel the breeze today?
I don’t have any pockets.
I already know what’s gonna happen that weekend.
We bought a new ficus, and the old one is just sitting in the house, and it gets in the way.
I forgot to add on the “Wheeeee!”
We were definitely the worst act that night, and we came in last place.
Every now and then I feel like scratching.
All I really need are apples and lasagna.
I have a vacant stare ‘cause I’m a robot.
I bet your toes are strong!
Don’t stare into the sun or else your eyes will burn and drip some goo.
Come on, let’s have some fun!
In my village we have Daryl, Daryl the pony.
Why’d you insist on kissing that clown?
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