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THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS
edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com
Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches
Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment
THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything
THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING
The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them
this is how harry styles sees the world
these seem like a truly necessary purchase
question, how do i wear these if i have glasses…?
They’re pretty big so you can probably fit them over your glasses and they also work as a sick ass filter over your camera lens!
I just bought these impulsively
walking to school starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !
“Ooh, the weather is nice today.”
“Is that toast in your mouth?”
“I’m too tired…can’t you carry me?”
“It’s too hot/cold for this.”
“I’ll race you to the stop sign.”
“Are you ready for the test?”
“I’ll quiz you while we walk.”
“[tries to trip __]”
“Let me copy your homework. I’ll be really fast.” / “Your handwriting while walking is the same as when you’re sitting down.”
“Hold my hand.”
“My bag is so heavy…”
“I’m starving.”
“I have some food in my bag.” / “You’re always hungry. That’s why I carry snacks everywhere.”
“You take this route to school too?”
“I can’t believe I have to see you this early in the morning.”
“Here, take an earbud. I want to show you a song.”
“I can’t wait until I have a car.”
“Don’t cross the street yet, idiot!”
“[whistling as they walk]”
“Maybe we should bike instead?”
“Back in my day, we had to walk ten miles uphill in the snow while Mercury was in retrograde/gatorade.”
High School Senior Year Starters
Everyday
“Senioritus hit me so hard…”
“Let’s skip. We don’t need this class anyway.”
“What the fuck have I been doing for the past four years?”
“Crack open your SAT book. We’re studying right now.”
“I wish my score was just a little higher…”
“What prank are we going to pull?”
“You don’t get it. I HAVE to be valedictorian.”
“I went from A’s to D’s. And so did my grades.”
“I’m about to punch this teacher in the face. Like, I’M LEAVING, BITCH!”
“I could do this assignment…or we could go get lunch.”
“The SAT is torture.”
“I haven’t felt this alive since the beginning of Freshman year.”
“See, the thing is…this is my last fuck. I really don’t want to waste it.”
“Can someone PLEASE get that Freshman away from me?”
“Look at all these younglings…so innocent…they have no idea what’s coming to them.”
“I’m the OLDEST person in this school.”
“Let me copy off of you.” / “You’ve been copying off of me for four years, I don’t see the point in stopping now.”
“Are we getting matching sweatshirts?”
Applications
“I can’t believe I just got rejected…”
“I would literally sell my soul to get into this school.”
“Can you read my application again?”
“I just got the envelope…can you open it for me?”
“My status will be online in four hours. So I’ll be here for the next four hours.”
“You really think you have a chance?”
“I don’t really care if I get in or not.”
“There’s no way I’ll be accepted…”
“I have an interview tomorrow and I’m so nervous.”
“If you don’t get in, then I have no chance.”
“This personal essay is killing me.” / “Your essay sucks.”
“Maybe college isn’t for me.”
“I GOT IN!!!! I!! GOT!! IN!!!!”
Prom
“Who are you taking?”
“Will you go to prom with me?”
“I don’t know what to do for my promposal…”
“Let’s go dress/suit shopping together!”
“Does this corsage match?”
“I feel like we should be that group that takes a limo.”
“There’s NO way I’m wearing heels / a dress / a suit.”
“Ah, a bunch of teenagers grinding in a sweaty gymnasium. Glorious.”
“I love this song!” / “This music is trash.”
“Come on, dance with me.” / “I can’t dance!”
“You look great.” / “Woah, who dragged you through a dumpster?”
“We need to take a million pics. Right now.”
“Are you going to the afterparty?”
“My parents would never let me stay in a hotel room.”
“Let’s sneak away and make out.”
Graduation
“Goodbye, everyone. I’ll be seeing you all in therapy.”
“Are you going to decorate your cap?”
“I look so gross in this gown…”
“Are you crying?”
“Will you sign my yearbook?”
“I didn’t even start my speech…”
“What’s with the tears? We’re going to the same college!”
“I’m not going to miss you at all.” / “I might actually miss you.”
“We’re finally out!”
“It’s a miracle I never dropped out.”
“This is the last time we’ll be walking down these halls.”
“I’m kind of going to miss this hell…”
Bad Lip Reading: High School Musical sentence starters
It’s funny how things happen.
I just ate a peanut.
Gross, you’re so smiley.
I thought I could feel a bug.
For all I know you could be a horrible evil psycho.
I’m cool. I’m like a cool bomb.
Oh no, dude, are you bored?
Check out one of these bowls that I found in the dollar fun section!
There you go, like a lot of people, just… being judgey.
I need cheesy sandwiches and a gummy fruit.
Now you owe me fifteen bucks for your doo-doo and shenanigans.
Why are worms on me?
Wait, are you a simpleton?
My friends think I’m just normal, but I’m really the pretzel king.
I like when they put glitter on these signs, I wanna do that.
I put fruit in a basket, and it was dope.
I think you have a spoiled roach in your shoe.
Do you hear that? Wow. That’s a baby sheep.
I’m your new friend now.
I talked to that new girl, and, um, I was really weird around her.
I’m pretty sure you got a problem walking. You need a scooter.
Basketball, basketball! We love basketball!
Wow, my feet are so raw!
Why must I just… dance?
This is my best dance, and I can do this, now.
Now don’t run away from me, okay?
Hey, did I tell you I’m a rodent?
Can I pinch your shrimps?
It looks like you ate a twenty-six-year-old man.
Looks like you’re looking for something.
I haven’t lost anything. Though, I’d like a bike pump.
Hand: I gave it to you so you could hold it.
Ooh, you’re quite a special bear.
Can you play piano? Like the bear at the mall?
That dog took my leaf.
I’m sure there were always rabbits inside of me.
I think your feet stank so much, like corn.
I’ve never had someone gross me out like you do.
Don’t go get a big fork and fix the ceiling fan, ‘cause that could ruin the fork.
Well, missed class now.
Work on your rhythm.
And that’s how I ended up in the talent show.
And then it hit me like a ton of pounds.
I know you’re a robot, and the secret’s safe with me.
I’d never been very good with electronics, but this I could handle.
This could cause nightmares in the night.
Let’s go bang on furniture!
Y’all, burping is my passion.
Oh, no, nuh-uh, that’s a no-no!
That’s nasty, like tuna on a stick!
I’m just trying to be human now.
Could you ever forget that you’re totally a mischievous android and you have to run on batteries?
You never drank that milk.
Hey, you guys should clap.
Take this. You’ll want it. It’s pretty cool.
Okay, today I wanna show you this really old laptop.
You look like a human, but that is not what you are.
Guys, can I have some water?
Why don’t you just tell us about the girl? Is she an alien?
She wanted my cat, and I think she stole him.
We’d have to find a dungeon first. Do they even still have them now?
Do all robots cry this much?
I heard what you just said to all your little boyfriends.
I saw a beaver jogging over the top of that dune.
I wrote that for you. It’s about us.
If we leave now, we can still make the talent show.
I am about to drink from the popular cup.
Don’t start it without me!
I can’t do it. Not when all these people are scared of me.
Remember the night we first met?
Move those feet, girl, come on.
I want a monkey friend.
Can you feel the breeze today?
I don’t have any pockets.
I already know what’s gonna happen that weekend.
We bought a new ficus, and the old one is just sitting in the house, and it gets in the way.
I forgot to add on the “Wheeeee!”
We were definitely the worst act that night, and we came in last place.
Every now and then I feel like scratching.
All I really need are apples and lasagna.
I have a vacant stare ‘cause I’m a robot.
I bet your toes are strong!
Don’t stare into the sun or else your eyes will burn and drip some goo.
Come on, let’s have some fun!
In my village we have Daryl, Daryl the pony.
Why’d you insist on kissing that clown?
I’m running weird!
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