I live underground

you can read my poems

[averageboyofdirt]

can we have a ball?

in dirt-made halls and mud walls

i hope that you fall

[averageboyofdirt]

im crying and weeping and crying

[averageboyofdirt]

i took a nap your face i slap i love to fly i love to lie

[averageboyofdirt]

im a man

i have big hands

i never weep

i never sleep

[averageboyofdirt]

i have bad eyesight

i want to play fortnite

cant use a phone screen

cause my hands are too mean

now youll see a boy weep..

but my floss dance look so neat

[averageboyofdirt]

i like dirt

i like bees

i like grass

i like trees

[averageboyofdirt]

have you ever seen an ant hill?

i think id be afraid

you know those insects can kill

to guard the house they made

theyre too sour to be worth your time

yessir thats what i learned

try something with a bit less rind

defenseless wet earthworm

[averageboyofdirt]

i think you might be a creature. is this true and if so, what are you

male

[averageboyofdirt]

oh my what dread.. im nestled in bed

so cosy and tight

do you see my plight?

indeedy thats right

theres no dirt on my head

[averageboyofdirt]

the world asleep thats when i creep and say-

“oh my what fun the sun wont watch me play”

in grunts and squeels i laugh in peels

yes.. aha.. i curse the light of day

the perfect hour for this mole

to crawl out of his hidey hole

the dead of night i roll up tight

look out the window, see me roll

[averageboyofdirt]

man of dirt

[averageboyofdirt]

the sun is in my eyes

i dont know how to drive

should dirt boy be afraid?

i think my car’s alive

[averageboyofdirt]

dirt and mud

im chewing on cud

mold and grime

i still have time

sand and grit

a world of sh*t...

[averageboyofdirt]

hidden underground

im always safe and sound

underneath the dirt

nothing makes me hurt

[averageboyofdirt]

boys hurt me so i hurt them

[averageboyofdirt]

im trying to take a damned nap

[averageboyofdirt]

im shy and im small

i like big mud ball