Avery Joy 🎀💋☀️ @averyjoy23 - Tumblr Blog

Howdy Y’all!!

I’m a minor so don’t interact unless you are also one!!

I live in Texas (Hook em!)

My pronouns are she/her/hers

I’m a lesbian

Some additional things about me:

I love history and politics, my end goal is to go to TWU for political science. (But if making money wasn’t a part of the equation I would TOTALLY major in history)

I also want to be a volunteer fire fighter

I volunteer at a nursing home!

I love public speaking- especially about women’s rights and injustice. The largest crowd I’ve ever spoken in front of was 250+ people!

I can speak 3 languages (including English) Lithuanian and French

I’m 6’00 (aka a giant)

I’m pagan and I worship Aphrodite (I grew up half pagan, half Jewish but my grandma made me go to catholic school up until I was 9 so try decode that)

I love writing short films about my original ideas!!

I love to journal and write- and I have a podcast!

I crochet and garden

Throw shot, and wrestle my highschool

I also love powerlifting and am a weightlifter for my school

Here are my PRs:

Bench: 150 pounds

Squat: 315 pounds

Deadlift: 335 pounds

Total: 800

(I gave up trying to convert it into kilos :()

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry

TLOU

Yellowjackets

Handmaids tale

Marauders

Bridgerton

Hunger games

The Pitt

GOT

Really any sitcoms (Golden girls, Brooklyn 99, Big Band theory)

And a bunch of other things I can’t remember:\

#get to know me #stay silly :3 #girly girl #kindness is cunty #yippee

I genuinely think I have Phallophobia, aka the lamest lesbian awakening in the history of ever

#wlw post #wlw #lesbian #phallophobia

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

icantbearsedtothinkofone

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

dduane

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

cangelala

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

skwangmbyul

I could use some luck

lanadelreysghost

in waiting on college acceptance letters. PLEASE GOLD POTATO.

honey-on-your-tongue

I figure there's no harm in trying lol

submissivepetal

I like my women disgustingly obsessed with me.

Women

Yes!!! 😝😝😝

giverofdonuts

Shauna taking callie to see frozen in 2013 and watching anna turn into an ice statue

filmonade

sophie nelisse and ella purnell in yellowjackets (2021-2026)

Hey guys!!! Powerlifting season is over so here are my stats if you care :p

I qualified for reigonals and got my letterman

(All of the following will be in pounds/lbs)

Squat: 255 pr

Bench: 140 pr

Deadlift: 315 pr

That leaves me with a 710 total and I have 790 pounds left until I’m at where I want to be for my senior year (1500 total)

By my senior year I want to be at:

Squat: 505lbs (65lbs away from the world record)

Bench: 365lbs (240lbs away from the world record 😔)

Deadlift: 630lbs (100 pound away from the world record)

My goal by my senior year is to be the strongest PERSON (not just woman) in my school. Just so that I can have an ego around stupid men

pristineslug

sophie nelisse, courtney eaton, sophie thatcher, samantha hanratty, and jenna burgess singing karaoke

Part two of proud to announce: I just hit a 210lbs (96 kilos) squat. And a 135lbs (62 kilos) bench ALL in a Lana Del Rey shirt and listening to Lana Del Rey.