If I were a flower growing wild and free,

If I were a flower growing wild and free, all I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee. --------------------------- Hi! My name is Avia Lopez, you might know me from my channel on YouTube. I'm a beauty guru, but I prefer the term makeup hoarder. Whatever you prefer. I currently have 1.3 million subscribers, and that's... a lot. So, thanks for that!

[justsnixsational]

Guess who?

[justsnixsational]

Well, call me when it does.

[aviapez]

Call me when your priorities are in the right order.

[aviapez]

describe your relationships with your siblings

I like to think they're all pretty good. We're siblings, so we obviously have our tense moments, but they're all my babes and I love them more than anything.

[justsnixsational]

Guess who?

[justsnixsational]

Oh, shut up. It doesn’t matter! It’s not like I’m going anywhere any time soon. We can meet up another time or something. Get over it!

[aviapez]

It doesn't work that way.

[justsnixsational]

Guess who?

[justsnixsational]

God, calm down, Grandma! What’s wrong with having a good time whilst I’m still young? He’s hot; I’m hot. I’d be stupid not that tap that whilst I can. 

[aviapez]

I don't care if you have sex with him, Santana. I asked you to hang out, and you chose him over your sister. When was the last time I saw you? That's so not cool. I never would've done with that Chels, and we dated for over a year. Priorities.

[justsnixsational]

Guess who?

[justsnixsational]

Hey, I can’t have sex with my sister, can I? That shit’s weird.

[aviapez]

Uh, no. I'm not asking you to have sex with me, I'm asking you to control your libido and come hang out with me. But clearly, that's too much to ask. Have a nice fuck.

[justsnixsational]

Guess who?

[justsnixsational]

Fucking one of the Anderbros.

[aviapez]

Are you kidding me? That's more important? Cool.

[pezsonia-deactivated20160103]

Almost done taking down these decorations. Still wondering what made me put all of this stuff up. But anyways, just posted my video. I always get excited when I do this and I’ve done it a thousand times already.

[aviapez]

Literally me right now! Except, not the decorations part. Might be because I had to do like, twenty thousand takes for this video, so I'm extra excited and proud.

[ellie-psu-hamilton-deactivated2]

And I’m alive after a weekend of margaritas, sexual Scrabble and cheeto puffs.

[aviapez]

Sexual scrabble? I have no idea what that is, but it sounds wanky.

[littlejoannafab]

I’m pretty sure I wrote a song about a pancake this morning.

[aviapez]

A song about a pancake? Wow, be more adorable, I dare you.

[devrps-deactivated20140315]

SUCK MY COCKINESS, LICK MY PERSUASION. Rihanna, your song is kind of really fucking dirty. But girl, I am loving it. Rihanna is Queen, your argument is invalid.

[aviapez]

Rihanna is basically the definition of badass. I might be a little bit in love with her, but, you know. Who isn't?

[laviebohemerpg]

Ed Sheeran.

[laviebohemerpg]

You’re on fire tonight, babes. THIIISSS GIRL IS ON FIRRRREEE. Lookin’ forward to it. I expect you to sweep me off my feet. I ain’t going anywhere, anytime soon.

[aviapez]

Tonight? Let's be real, I'm on fire all the time. Gotta keep those cheeks of yours nice and rosy. Of course I'll sweep you off your feet, that's obviously the only thing I can do. I'll be your beauty guru in shining armor if you be my gaming princess. Or just princess, whatever you prefer.

[laviebohemerpg]

Ed Sheeran.

[laviebohemerpg]

I totally wouldn’t be against that. I’m pretty sure I’m already head over heels for you, so you don’t gotta worry ‘bout that.

[aviapez]

Damn, look at me go. I can totally serenade you, though. Just, y'know, for good measure. Wouldn't wanna let you slip away, beautiful.

[laviebohemerpg]

Ed Sheeran.

[laviebohemerpg]

Well, if it ain’t good enough for you, it ain’t good enough for me. It’d be an honor to be under your spell, FFGM. 

[aviapez]

Is this the part where I sing I Put A Spell On You like the witches from Hocus Pocus? 'Cause I could totally do that. Serenade hypnotize you into loving me.

I put a spell on yooo-ooouuu, and now you're miiiine~

[laviebohemerpg]

Ed Sheeran.

[laviebohemerpg]

Most definitely. You’re just sayin’ that because you’d be the cause of it. Oh god no, I thought it was terribly adorable. You could be my flirty god mother any day of the week, sweetheart.

[aviapez]

How about every day of the week, babycakes? I dunno if just any day is good enough for me.

[laviebohemerpg]

Ed Sheeran.

[laviebohemerpg]

And as much as I like it, you’re gonna be the death of me, I swear. That’s what it’ll say on my tombstone. Cameron Costello: died of excessive swooning and blushing.

[aviapez]

You like it, huh? I mean, that sounds like a pretty amazing tombstone to me, but I think you should like, not die. Then who will I have to transform into a tomato? I'm like a flirty fairy god mother, transforming people into tomatoes instead of pumpkins into carriages.

...That made no sense. Lawd.

[fckngabe]

Hold DA FONE.

[fckngabe]

No idea, actually. I probably should, but I haven’t hit the gym in ages.

[aviapez]

The gym isn't a fun place. It's like, terrifying, actually. At least in my opinion.

[fckngabe]

Hold DA FONE.

[fckngabe]

Many gracias, pretty lady. I’m alright, kinda achey, though.

[aviapez]

Achey? Why's that? You should take a hot bubble bath and some aspirin and relax.