ILLusions

timothée chalamet • catachronics

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unfollow pls :(

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

I find these eight seconds to be some of the funniest in existence. 

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essentially all of my suggested group things are cottagecore related i’m so glad tumblr understands me

[timotaychalamet]

Moonrise Kingdom (2012) dir. Wes Anderson

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dumbass thot :}

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not to sound like a momma’s boy but i’m a momma’s boy and i get to see my momma tomorrow 🥺

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i would love to have one sentence come out of my mouth where i don’t forget what i’m saying halfway through

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just found out that for the release of dune they’re gonna make a funko pop of me/my character

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i insulted coco from animal crossing and now i’m being forced to make a sincere apology to a bunch of pixels

[easiersthanlying]

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i would like to see taylor york DEAD

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can’t wait to pick fresh thyme with my wife from our garden so that we can bake herbed fruit crumble pie and make out with strawberry seeds stuck in our teeth

[sagebetweenthepages]

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i was making ash a smoothie and accidentally cut my palm open... i don’t think i’m cut out for the domestic goddess life

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if 100 orange tic tacs fall out of a mailbox in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[thejoiseydevil]

day 1 of vacay and here’s the champagne puppi in all his broken ear glory

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bbl watching every episode of dynasty season 3