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I think I'm considered a fandom old at this point.

You can find my Ao3 here under MercuryMapleKey (Be advised, I write freak shit about as often as I do shenanigans)

And if you're so inclined you can find my art here (though I don't have time to draw much anymore)

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

jerreeeeeee

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

#My loyal knight <3

How about we celebrate mediocrity for once? If you're successful, fuck you. If you're more successful than me because you work harder, fuck you just relax goddamn. What am I supposed to be happy for you cause you're better than me?

Well I am but I'd also like you to do me a favour and take me out of my misery. Since you're so good at everything and it comes so naturally to you. If I tell you I love you will you let me tap out? I'm sick of this shit.

#I'll use my blog as a diary if i want to #Anyways my 4 years of stability is coming to an end #And i feel like i have nothing better to do after getting my phd than kill myself #Like. Good job you did it. Time to pack it in now right?#Still defective #There's nothing else here

funkyphonophorae

alphys: oh my god... doctor gaster is going to laugh at me if he ever finds out that i selfship with a mew mew kissy cutie character! i can't ever let him find out... he'll fire me for sure...

gaster: ALPHYS MUST NOT REALISE THAT I HAVE DEVELOPED FEELINGS FOR THE ANOMALY. I SHALL HIDE ALL EVIDENCE OF MY GROWING AFFECTION FOR THE ANGEL OR ELSE SHE WILL THINK ME A FOOL...

#I LOVE YOU TOO GASTER #also good for them #selfshipping solidarity #in spirit #undertale #deltarune

toon-topaz

Hollow Knight Art Month 2026 Days 7-12

#Looked through the pictures one by one to admire them and then had to go back to check if trobbio was hidden in each one #He's not but i think it'd be really funny if he was playing Hornet in the Phantom pic #It makes sense that he's not in Hallownest i guess #Series of pictures where Trobbio inserts himself as main character is an inspired idea though thank you op #Also these are lovely #Silksong #Hollow knight

So my dissertation is gonna be like 40k and that means its going to be the longest thing that I've ever written.

And tbh that pisses me off. Picture Perfect deserves those fucking laurels, not this bullshit.

#I miss writing fic #Still defective

I talked to Gaster specifically and he said he wouldn't put out chapter 5 until I'm finished my thesis defense

#The first part of this post that i didnt write is about how one day I'll have time for fandom again #Once I'm done all this FUCKING WRITING #Still defective

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

#You can fly but its incredibly tiring to do so #Brother that is just going to the airport

sometiktoksarevalid

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

#FUCKY

Guilt and shame and defeated acceptance might be some of the hottest human emotions that are out there actually.

Guttingly pathetic when they happen to yourself, though.

#Its just the way of the world #I think its because in fiction its cathartic. But also hot.#Still defective

recoiled4

#It truly is what it is

me, shaking like a leaf: hey did you, a fellow researcher, want to look at this research I spent 5 years doin--

*kills myself before i can finish the sentence*

#idk what's wrong w me #trying to put an examiner committee together and asking people to look at my work is like #i think being perceived might be the worst thing ever actually please don't do that #still defective

emmhauer

walkin-in-the-cosmos

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

#I want to squish them all so badly #Cats

ooppo

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

olympusaflame

#👀#Yeah sure

mipexch

the radiance arrives in a very unprepared hallownest

#Every expression in this is just a goddamn work of art #Hollow knight

anomaly-art

Exploring Darkwood~

First illustration of 2026! Hello everyone! How did the beginning of this new year treat you? Mine began a bit bad :') I had other piece in mind for the first drawing of this year but had to change my plans because I got sick and I don't want to delay the new merch… You'll see new stuff soon!

Right now I'm pretty excited for Woolhaven but, for now… Let's just revisit the zones we already know!

#Yayyyyy #Cotl

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