I Am A Writer. Therefore, I Am Not Sane

She/Her, 24, ENTJ Drarry MalfoyMarvelChaos on AO3

[draco-and-harry-malfoy-pottah]

The Black family: Our sons are gonna marry perfect pure-blood girls and produce an heir.

Sirius: 💅

Regulus: 💅

Draco: 💅

[malfoysbxch]

Draco, with great delight: Oh, Harry is going to hate this.

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Draco and Harry: *fighting*

Harry: I have to go I won’t lose any other second on you.

Draco: Aren’t you forgetting something before you go?

Harry: Oh

Harry: *kisses Draco on the lips*

Draco: MY WAND, FUCKING IDIOT, YOU HAVE MY WAND

Everyone in the hall: *shocked*

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Harry: I think Malfoy is casting a spell on me.

Hermione: Why?

Harry: Whenever I see him, my heart rate picks up and I start to sweat.

Hermione: He is not casting a spell on you, that means you like him.

Harry:

Harry: That bitch. He’s gonna regret this.

[the-boy-who-bottomed]

Potions class

Harry *aggressively banging a shell (a potions ingredient) on the desk* : stupid thing

Draco : Potter ! stop ! That's not how you break it, you idiot.

Draco : How would you feel if I banged you like tat on the desk ?!

Harry :

Harry *turns a bright red* : I- I......

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[drarryjustbecause]

Harry: *Goes in to kiss Draco.*

Draco slaps Harry: What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing Potter?!

Harry: What the fuck Draco!

Draco: Shit sorry, I forgot we were dating.

[the-boy-who-bottomed]

Pansy : Potter ? Are you actually telling me that you're fucking Potter ?

Draco : Dating

Draco : I said I'm dating him

Harry : but also fucking

[moonysanxiety]

Ginny: Leave him alone

Draco: Oh, look Pottah, you got yourself a girlfriend

*years after*

*Harry and Ginny start dating*

Draco: Wtf bitch I wasn't serious!

[draco-and-harry-malfoy-pottah]

Lucius: Don't you dare date a non pure-blood girl!

Draco: *dates a non pure-blood guy instead* 💅

Lucius:

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Harry: Draco has an insanely strong opinion on everything. Go on. Ask him something no one should have an opinion on.

Hermione: Draco, what is the worst multiple of 3?

Draco: 12, obviously, idiot.

[fantalfart]

I will leave this here

And run

(Someone please write this scene?)

[breadyyyy]

Two bros, chillin at the windown, 0 feet apart cuz they’re gay

[lariaz-berry]

AU: no Voldemort

Art by the lovely @guine_evere on ig.

[whatever-ten]

Behind the wall

[stressedsnake]

You know the best kind of ships?

The blonde and their dumbass dark-haired lover

[cilly-murphy]

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS 2002 | dir. Chris Columbus