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Straight up violence and torture is not the same as body horror. Body horror relies on unnatural, grotesque and disturbing violations of the human body, often ones that could not occur in reality. Therefore Flat Stanley is closer to body horror than Terrifier. In this essay I will
Manifesting a revival of Assassins with Annaleigh Ashford as Squeaky Fromme and Amir Talai as the Proprietor
isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che
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Ideas for an Edward Scissorhands spinoff:
Stanley Stapler-feet
Henry Holepuncher-head
Benjamin Sharpie-shins
Rhonda Ruler-arms
Patrick Pencil-sharpener-penis
Margaret Hamilton
December 9, 1902 – May 16, 1985
☆ American character actress, vaudevillian and educator, whose fifty-year career in entertainment spanned theater, film, radio and television.
She often played villains and is best known to modern audiences for her portrayal of the Wicked Witch of the West and her Kansas counterpart Almira Gulch in the 1939 MGM film The Wizard of Oz.
It irks me so much when people use the term 'remake' to refer to things that are not remakes and then judge the actors as if they are simply doing an impression of an actor that came before them. A film remake uses an earlier film as its main source material instead of returning to earlier film's source material.
Wicked (2025) is not a remake of The Wizard of Oz (1939). Wicked is a film adaptation of a stage musical based on the same book The Wizard of Oz is based on. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) is not a remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971). They're two different adaptations of the same book by Roald Dahl.
The Parent Trap (1995) is a remake of The Parent Trap (1961). Even though they're both based on the same book, Lisa and Lottie, the 1995 version is a remake because it is not revisiting the original source material, it's using the earlier film as its source material.
I think the massive influx of Disney live action remakes has primed people to expect that any new version of a movie must be almost a shot-for-shot remake of its predecessor, and creates absurd criticisms because people feel betrayed when a new adaptation doesn't match the previous film adaptation.
Johnny Depp's performance as Willy Wonka is often criticized as not coming close to Gene Wilder's, but that's not what the movie is doing. Johnny Depp is not playing Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka. He's playing his own version of Roald Dahl's character and making new choices. You might dislike his take on the character, but the movie is not a failed remake of the Gene Wilder version. It's a completely different adaptation.
Likewise, when Wicked first came out, there were comments on practically any video of Margaret Hamilton's performance in the original MGM musical declaring that she was far superior to Cynthia Erivo. But Cynthia Erivo isn't playing Margaret Hamilton, she's playing her own version of Elphaba.
Same goes for Paapa Essiedu in the Harry Potter HBO show. So many comments (amidst the egregiously racist ones) denounce him on the basis that he will never be Alan Rickman. He's not playing Alan Rickman's Snape, he's playing his own interpretation of a character from a book, which is being re-adapted.
It's like actors playing the same characters in different stagings of a play. David Tennant's Hamlet is not a failed remake of Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet. They're completely different interpretations of the same text and each actor is doing something different with it. I dislike Branagh's Hamlet. But not because I think he was somehow failing to accurately replicate Asta Neilsen's Hamlet or Laurence Olivier's Hamlet. Actors of this caliber are not just doing impressions of the actors who preceded them and it's absurd to critique the films or performances as if they are.
Excellent points.
Paapa Essiedu should not be criticized for portraying the character of Snape differently than the way it was portrayed by Alan Rickman.
He should be criticized for helping promote the work of a known transphobe.
THIS TOO 👆
Same goes for Johnny Depp. He should not be criticized for making interesting acting choices. He should be criticized for being a piece of shit.
Margaret Hamilton, 1940
this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem
Rule #2
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,
For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.
You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,
But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,
Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,
For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,
And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,
For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,
And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,
So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.
RIP Shel Silverstein, you would have loved this
It irks me so much when people use the term 'remake' to refer to things that are not remakes and then judge the actors as if they are simply doing an impression of an actor that came before them. A film remake uses an earlier film as its main source material instead of returning to the original source material.
Wicked (2025) is not a remake of The Wizard of Oz (1939). Wicked is a film adaptation of a stage musical based on the same book The Wizard of Oz is based on. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) is not a remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971). They're two different adaptations of the same book by Roald Dahl.
The Parent Trap (1995) is a remake of The Parent Trap (1961). Even though they're both based on the same book, Lisa and Lottie, the 1995 version is a remake because it is not revisiting the original source material, it's using the earlier film as its source material.
I think the massive influx of Disney live action remakes has primed people to expect that any new version of a movie must be almost a shot-for-shot remake of its predecessor, and creates absurd criticisms because people feel betrayed when a new adaptation doesn't match the previous film adaptation.
Johnny Depp's performance as Willy Wonka is often criticized as not coming close to Gene Wilder's, but that's not what the movie is doing. Johnny Depp is not playing Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka. He's playing his own version of Roald Dahl's character and making new choices. In fact, he's very deliberately doing the inverse of what Wilder did, because he's a professional actor who understands how to analyze and interpret a character. Wilder is playing Wonka as a charming Mephistopheles, putting on a facade of charisma and wit to hide devilish malice. Depp plays Wonka as a tortured genius, putting on a facade of offputting oddness to hide vulnerability and sincerity. You might dislike his take on the character, but the movie is not a failed remake of the Gene Wilder version. It's a completely different adaptation.
Likewise, when Wicked first came out, there were comments on practically any video of Margaret Hamilton's performance in the original MGM musical declaring that she was far superior to Cynthia Erivo. But Cynthia Erivo isn't playing Margaret Hamilton, she's playing her own version of Elphaba. Comments suggesting that Margaret Hamilton would be rolling in her grave over Wicked are ridiculous. Margaret Hamilton loved The Wiz. She was an experienced, very good actor with a 60 year career in film, television, and musical theatre. Obviously she understood what an adaptation was.
Same goes for Paapa Essiedu in the Harry Potter HBO show. So many comments (amidst the egregiously racist ones) denounce him on the basis that he will never be Alan Rickman. He's not playing Alan Rickman's Snape, he's playing his own interpretation of a character from a book, which is being re-adapted. Similarly to Margaret Hamilton, Alan Rickman spent most of his career as a Shakespearean actor, playing roles that other actors had played for hundreds of years before him. He absolutely would not hate Paapa Essiedu or talk shit about him.
It's like actors playing the same characters in different stagings of a play. David Tennant's Hamlet is not a failed remake of Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet. They're completely different interpretations of the same text and each actor is doing something different with it. I dislike Branagh's Hamlet. But not because I think he was somehow failing to accurately replicate Asta Neilsen's Hamlet or Laurence Olivier's Hamlet. Actors are not circus monkeys reciting lines. Actors think about, talk about, and engage with the characters they're playing. They aren't just doing impressions of the actors who preceded them and it's absurd to critique the films or performances as if they are.
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look at my thing i made
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[circle factory image] i guess we doin babies now
if youre in line to be born STAY IN LINE
You are legit the only person I’ve encountered on the internet or irl who is on the same wavelength about Willy Wonka as me
(He is the devil. He is a foil to Charlie. The factory is Hell. But also purgatory. I could go on for hours)
thanks! and yeah i do agree. wonka and charlie are both fully realized characters as much as they are symbols within their respective universe.
the entirety of charliechoc is an interesting work of literature to study in retrospect, because it's versatile, much like alice in wonderland is, they're kind of like soul siblings of each other, with both plots following a bizarre structure, usually allowing its narrative to shift based on the reader's personal interpretation without losing the essence of the story.
for me atleast, charliechoc is also an allegory for transformation, through moral lessons, through wonka who basically also functions under the buddhist concept of karma, and it can also be about transformation through environmental change, an alteration of mindset/behaviour, (2005!wonka and his cynicism towards the idea of family, the four rotten children who all underwent tests of character for the benefit of redemption, charlie coming from a poor background to being the heir of a multimillion dollar business, etc, wonka's character going through different stages of modification depending on the actor playing him, etc.,). it can be a multitude of many things.
I want more stories about them. Please please give us a sequel sometime!
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idk if this is too niche but i drew The Wizard of Oz 1939 cast as their characters in the Wicked movie canon
Elphaba - Margaret Hamilton
Glinda - Billie Burke
Fiyero - Ray Bolger
Boq - Jack Haley