I'm A Fandom Junkie, An I Like It Funky!

I love the shit storm that is tumblr and have been absorbed by fanfiction, I write fanfic and make digital art, I might not be good at the art yet but I'm learning more every day.

[clone-cognoscenti]

Hardcase: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kix: I don’t know, why?

Hardcase: To get to the idiots house. Knock knock.

Kix: Who’s there?

Hardcase: The chicken.

Kix: Listen here, fucker.

[ollikah]

[allthingswholesome]

Greetings mewling quims! Just a friendly reminder from one divine being to another, the God of chaos has your back. If anybody is harassing you let me know and good ol' Loki will-ya know? 😋 Take care of them 😌. Also if anybody needs advice on how to deal with insufferable siblings, drop me a comment and I shall offer sage advice.

[allthingswholesome]

Aggressively hoping you have a great day

[allthingswholesome]

If you're reading this post take ten minutes out of your day to have a breather. Have a cup of tea, light a candle, heck run a bath! Look after yourself. You are precious and self care is very important.

[boomthemoon]

It's hilarious to me that The Handler literally tells Lila that what one Hargreeves knows, all of them know, because is so inaccurate.

They don't know sh*t, not about each other and honestly not even about themselves. The Hargreeves never know what the hell is going on in their family, they're too much to keep up with. If one of them got shot they would bleed out without the others noticing, and depending on the sibling not even themself would notice.

They are the dumbest and most uncommunicative people in this world.

[phoenixes-and-wizards]

okay hear me out but what if s3 just consists of the umbrella academy and the sparrow academy kids sharing stories about the various lovely ways reggie destroyed their childhoods with every single form of abuse known to mankind AND kicking him out of his own house to boot, and just being one big happy family (“we can share ben!! we’ll take him for every month that has 28 days, and you can have him for bank holidays and maybe every four christmases, how’s that sound?” klaus says happily, clapping his hands together before he wraps an arm around ben, who gives an annoyed grumble, but doesn’t shrug him off) and going on world-saving adventures together i mean c’mon you guys they’d be unstoppable and you know it

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!

[e-vasong]

fic concept where five has to go undercover at a middle school for like. a week. for superhero reasons, not as part of any attempt to get him to re-integrate into normal life.  some rich assholes are using a fancy private school as a front for Criminal Activities ™ and five volunteers?…gets volun-told? to pretend to be a student and break into a bunch of places he very much shouldn’t for information.

(i feel like…. five volunteers for the breaking and entering because he loves his siblings and crime is how he shows affection. but then allison’s like “great! :D thanks for offering.  here’s your uniform.”

and five just :/ “i hate this fucking family” )

anyways the whole thing is just. basically 21 jump street, but with five. a full school week of five being an absolute nightmare.  he only turns in blank tests.  he refuses to change into gym clothes for PE. he’s never intentionally mean to the teachers but he also only calls them by their first names and keeps just wandering out of class without asking to be excused??  he makes zero (0) friends because he spends his entire time there being the human personification of the meme where steve buscemi dresses up as a high schooler and says: “how do you do, fellow kids?” he does, however, offer sage but ominous advice to everyone that talks to him.  like: “talk to your family, you never know when it will be the last time,” and “HOARD nonperishables.  HOARD THEM” and it is.  a little bit terrifying.

the school, convinced that they have a Brilliant but Deeply Troubled Child ™ on their hands, makes him see the psychologist they keep on staff.  the conversation starts with a long staredown and ends with the psychologist–having correctly surmised that five struggles to verbalize his trauma–asking him if he’d prefer to draw what makes him stressed out.

At which point five decides: fuck it, they aren’t letting me out of here until I cooperate. so he pops open the crayola box and presents the therapist with a horrifically detailed depiction of his siblings’ corpses in the rubble of their home, complete with ghostly little ben and vanya so they dont feel left out. it’s all lovingly rendered in crayon.

therapist: i…oh, well.  thank you for sharing this with me, five.  i appreciate your honesty. five, very politely: you’re welcome therapist: can you tell me why this is what came to mind? five: when i was thirteen i found my siblings’ dead bodies after i ran away. in retrospect, it was quite traumatic therapist: didnt.  didnt your brother drop you off at school this morning? five: oh yes.  he got better.  it happened like fifty years ago. im over it now. :) five: …. five: now where did you say that you guys keep your financial records again?

[nathanbellamy]

That’s it, that’s the show

[kitt-draws]

I absolutely LOVE Vanya! She is the sweetest of all the Hargreeves siblings and a total badass. I love how gentle she is and how in season two she really gains confidence with her powers. I'm gonna be cosplaying her at the next comic con I can attend once lockdown is over 🥰

[morganaspendragonss]

the umbrella academy: finally thinks they’ve saved the world and have caught a goddamn break for once in their lives

reginald and his fucking sparrow academy:

[kitt-draws]

I am obsessed with Five (as you may know from my last post) but I still hold a special place in my heart for Klaus. They are my children and by far my favourite characters in the series!

I just had to draw them interacting! It's a huge head cannon of mine that the Hargreeves children all make fun for Five for being 'a child'. Like calling him adorable and stuff as he slowly becomes more and more stabby.

Klaus would be just the person to push his buttons and not have the self preservation skills to know when to stop 😂

[kitt-draws]

Say hello to Five! My favourite angry ball of fire and assassin! I am absolutely obsessed with Umbrella Academy at the moment, and I couldn't resist drawing Five. He is my absolute favourite (my second favourite being Klaus) Follow me for more Umbrella academy fan art 😝😋

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[headspace-hotel]

i don’t really know what I set out to do when I made these but...here. some energy to carry forward

[romyjones]

Original text post by @heelys-ben-hargreeves

[aboutstark]

What do you mean this isn’t what happened?

[awalkingcontradiction101]

😭🙏🤣

[kitt-draws]

Being asexual is like ordering a sundae, but they all come with cherries, and when you try to remove the cherry or eat the other stuff instead the sundae grows legs and walks away #asexual #aceproblems