i am still hung up on the idea of mettaton getting papped during a secret ill-advised hookup with spamton. bc i keep thinking about the knock-down, drag-out fight tenna would have with spamton later, screaming stuff like "YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT NICE YOUNG MAN!"
meanwhile mettaton is terrified that tenna will be mad at HIM, but at rehearsal the next day, tenna sits him down and very seriously and compassionately tries to caution him away from dating spamton, because that man is bad news. and mettaton is like "I ABSOLUTELY NEVER WANTED TO?????" but tenna is already saying stuff like "i understand the appeal, i've been there-" and MT is like "WHAT APPEAL???"
THIS MADE ME LOSE IT, YOU ARE SO RIGHT.... IMMEDIATELY ADOPTED INTO MY HEADCANONS GODDDDDD
