socially awkward metamoro stan

Charly|german|she/her| metamoro obsessed

[sovietnam]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I drink this and my knees no longer crack and make weird noises.

[bob-artist]

Can I interest you in a

.

…

a…

…

crabonated beverage?

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

You heard of x-mas now get ready for

Y-Nachten

[treibholz-des-universums]

fuck this

*entwackels your pudding*

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

*montiert querstreben um deinen pudding zu stabilisieren*

[hgsn-moved]

AUGH! *dies*

*studs go flying everywhere*

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     —————

                                timeraptor

[metfell]

minecraft add baby endermen immediately

[metfell]

i think to counteract the obvious threat theyd be, make them run away instead of aggro

[akiragatr]

I AM CONSIDERING

[cinnamintkitty]

IMMEDIATELY taken over by the need to make a visual of this

[animentality]

Twitter ads work cuz there are a lot of boomers on Twitter and they'll buy Oreos or capitol one or whatever.

They don't work here cuz no one here likes corporations plus the ads we have aren't so much selling us things as trying to confuse and entrap us in the strange fae realm where they reside.

Examples:

What am I being sold?

Nothing.

Except perhaps a world so different from my own that to simply gaze upon it would inspire an unalterable and incomprehensible metamorphosis of my brain, and I could never return home with it intact.

[clown-andhabits-horns]

Okay reblogging this again because I saw the last ad and its real thing™️ and now I want to know what secrets a neighbor a few blocks down from where I used to live knew

[animentality]

WAIT it's a real thing???

I thought it was just a Tumblr shitpost, are people doing all of these things somewhere out there???

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[charlottearthistory]

‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)

[antihumanism]

The second best thing about erotic art is seeing people reject their initial reaction to it. The comments are full of people saying “oh my first thought was,” and, yeah, your first thought was right. The barbarian youth is sexually dominating the old Roman order. If you actually could get your mind out of the gutter you’d be the first animal to ever do so.

[lets-talk-about-sects]

[sludgewizard666]

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[official-german-puns]

Ein Systemadministrator schläft niemals.

Er root.

[thatsbelievable]

[hylluslepus-deactivated20230207]

Why does water take so long to boil I hate it here

[letmesleepy]

Huh i wonder if theres a helpful lil fella in the notes to tell you why

[memorycycle]

not my itsy bitsy ass climbing up the water spout again

[memorycycle]

target audience

[feefal]

[sashaforthewin]

[parlezvousladybug]

Are we not going to talk about Shat-terday