Crackship Sebastian Stan's Tommy lee(not the real one) and Bucky Barnes where the whole Dynamic is him sending bouquets of flowers, calling his number across multiple different lines because Bucky keeps blocking him, sending postcards with cheesy pick up lines, and calling all of his friends too just for Bucky to say "No" again.
Sick of the who proposes first discourse. Neither Bucky OR Sam proposes first, they're one of those couples that propose at the same time and put the rings on each other.
I don't think Sam would make a wish and keep it. I think he might exasperatedly make a wish, but once he figured it wasn't actually Bucky, he'd break it as soon as he could. But John Walker would.
He's just enough of a douche to keep the wish, even after Bucky starts acting weird or leaves little hints.
It'd start out, similar to the movie, perfectly fine. They're a normal couple hanging out with friends, going places, and having cozy mornings. Sometime around the four month mark, something shifts. Bucky starts staring more, taping doors and locking windows, standing in corners in the middle of the night, stopping any semblance of self care. He'd leave little scribbles in pen in the corners of paperwork. (Not me!, Trapped, Call Help, Call Sam, Undo Undo, Not Buck.)
He'd draw unhappy stick figures, tear up photos, shake his head at every notion of romance. One time they're out to eat, and regardless of the smile on his face, tears uncannily seep from his eyes. Random bursts of screams tear from him.
At some point he'd warn other avengers/heros. He tapes a post-it note on the communal fridge. (Leave, not Buck!) He scribbles out names on paperwork, breaks picture frames. He switches the color of his lid for leftovers. (Blue was his lid, now it's pink.)
Sam would absolutely realize something was up. (Although I don't think his first thought would be love-potion esc demonic possession) He'd do a bit of poking around and somehow he'd find out about the One Wish Willow. The nail in the coffin is the repetitive texts in the middle of the night. (Not me not me not me!, Help Help!,)
Visiting Bucky to check and assure himself his suspicions are insane, but instead Bucky looks terrible. His hair is messy and unwashed, his clothes are baggy, his arm filthy. Visible grime looks like creases in his skin. Regardless, a Cheshire smile is implanted on his face.
Sam, while trying to figure out how to break the wish, has designated himself to making sure both Bucky and the others are safe. He's forcing him to shower, eat, etc— at least his physical form.
Somehow the wish gets broken, now Bucky has to both deal with the insane things he did while under the wish, even if— because of Sam— he didn't kill anyone, it was still a batshit, and the guilt that comes with it. The stolen autonomy, the feeling of being brainwashed over again, etc.
the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)
BLM is still a thing. If you don’t reblog this, but would’ve in June/July you were only in support of black lives when it was a trend. They still need justice
I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable
I know that in canon Ilya is the one who suffers from depression later in the story, but I like the idea of Shane falling victim. Like.
Ilya is so concerned that he'll turn out like his mother, he's watching for signs constantly. He has a mood tracker on his phone and panic whenever he has too many grey/blue days in a row, because what if one day there's no yellow at all?
But like. While he's wrapped up in his crisis because he's getting closer to the age his Mom was, Shane starts to call out 'sick' more. He sleeps in, his showers get hotter- longer. He sleeps in the same clothes he wore that day. Instead of Ilya, he's the one who comes home dazed and irritated. And Shane also doesn't really know something's wrong, he just thinks this is how it's always been, with his family having almost no history of it.
And whenever they both use their collective braincells that haven't been knocked out from hockey, I think Ilya would 1 feel a little guilty perhaps. But 2 be so prepared. He would be worried that Shane would end up like his mother and go all woody the woodpecker That Night.
