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Luna: if live gives you lemons, you have t-

Draco: throw them at Potter

[awfulsnake]

Scorpius: your dad is a dadfucker

Albus: we can't say that words, and isn't it motherfucker?

Scorpius: no, because your dad is a dadcuker because of my dad.

Albus: ooh

Draco: SCORPIUS!

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Draco: when will you and dementor finally kiss?, this tension is killing me.

Harry: very funny Malfoy, but when will you and me gonna kiss? this tension is killing me too.

Draco: you motherfuker-

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Hermione: Why do you always do that?

Harry: do what?

Hermione: "Potter" "Malfoy" and that's all, is it that difficult to say hi?

Ron: they are just telling eachother that they are still breathing and still in love.

Harry: THAT'S NOT TRUE

Hermione: then what it is?

Harry: IT'S

Harry: IT'S UM-

Harry: SHUT UP

[awfulsnake]

Harry: don't worry, your father won't hear about it if you say that you actually love me

Draco: you darE USE MY SPELLS AGAINST ME, POTTER?

[awfulsnake]

Ron: What are you?

Draco: he's my ex boyfriend

Ron: oh...

Harry: ugh- stop saying it like that Malfoy!

Harry: im his husband

[awfulsnake]

Draco: Also when w-

Draco, staring at Harry: and-...

Draco:

Pansy: Draco?

Blaise: Draco!

Draco: ah, eh, what?

Pansy: what were you saying?

Draco: can't remember really.

Blaise: Why do you always do this?

Draco: do what?

Pansy: everytime you see Potter you dissconect from earth!

Draco: That's not tr-

Harry, walking with Hermione and Ron: Malfoy.

Draco: Potter.

Draco: so- wait what was i saying?

Blaise: DRACO

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Harry: Draco Malfoy.

Draco: Harry Potter.

Hermione: Pansy Parkinson

Harry: What?

Hermione: Oh, sorry, i tought we had to say the names of the one we love.

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Harry: Malfoy didn't answer my message, i asked him to go to the dance with m-

Draco, entering the room: PANSY, POTTER ASKED ME TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH HIM HOW DO I SAY Y-

Draco: Oh

Draco: Potter.

Harry: Malfoy.

Pansy:

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Draco: gryffin-

Draco: ... gryffindork

Harry: THAT'S IT COME HERE I WILL KILL YOU

[awfulsnake]

Draco: I hate you!

Harry:sure you do, the same way Dumbledore hates Howgarts.

Draco: what? but Dumbledore loves Howg-

Harry, smirking: yeah

Draco:

Draco: you diPSHIT

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Harry, as Pansy: so, how about...?

Draco: Oh yeah, i really like Potter, he's so cute... but you know, my dad, i don't want to dissapoint him and Potter's a Gryffindor friends with Granger and Weasley, and there's more things, so right now im just goin to keep saying that i hate him.

Harry, as Pansy: Did you consider that maybe he likes you too?

Draco: Potter? That's impossible, he's the- golden boy, choosen one, and he's so pretty. im just his annoying rival. I think that he's just goin to get tired and stop talking to me.

Harry, as Pansy:

Harry, as Pansy: okay i think that i have to tell you something-

[awfulsnake]

Drunk Draco: he's so cute and his eyes are so pretty, did you saw his messy hair? i love the golden boy so much...

Harry: wait- wha-

Drunk Draco: don't tell Potter okay?

Harry: i um-,, i won't

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Neville: Oh no! I killed Harry Potter!

Draco, with his wand in hand coming closer to Neville: LONGBOTTOM YOU LITTLE-

Harry: *cof cof* it's okay Neville im okay-

Draco, releasing his wand: Oh.

Draco: Then im leaving.

Neville, with a scared face: how is Malfoy so calm suddenly...

[awfulsnake]

Harry: wha- WHO BROKE MY TIE

Draco, talking with Pansy: im having a great day-

Harry: FERRET

Draco: running. a great day of running.

[awfulsnake]

Draco, talking with Harry at a videocall in a phone: But why didn't you make that homework it was important!-

Lucius: Why are you talking with Harry, Draco?

Draco: this stupid was asking for help with a homework because he doesn't pay attention in class.

Harry: Lucius your son is gay

Draco: WH- NO THAT'S NOT TRUE DON'T BELIEVE HIM

Narcissa: DRACO!

Lucius: DRACO?

Harry: 'kay see you tomorrow Malfoy *hangs*

Draco: YOU DIPSHIT! MOM I SWEAR THAT'S NOT TRUE-

[awfulsnake]

Harry: so your dad hits you? that's horrible.

Draco, witouth looking: yeah i least i have a dad.

Harry:

Draco:

Draco, now looking at him: what?-

Draco: NO DON'T CRY I DIDN'T MEAN T-

Harry, sobing: YOU BITCH