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If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

soloh

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

mountainstackedwithfear

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

squareallworthy

Everyone will not just

If your solution to some problem relies on “If everyone would just…” then you do not have a solution. Everyone is not going to just. At not time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they’re not going to start now.

grackleclaw

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

dduane

“...Intelligent design.” [snicker] ...Yeah, right.

aidashakur

velvetvexations

daalcuntynatural

everyone needs to get off their high horse, not me though it’s correct when i’m on it

wuntrum

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

1sz

Put yourself first because people ain’t shit

misericordiia

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

kosmogrl

november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good

perrfectly

Vincent Van Gogh Almond Blossom

perrfectly

Olive Trees with Yellow Sky and Sun by Vincent Van Gogh

thesweetiepienovels

People who don’t care about or respect the earth or environment are insane to me. You realize you’re alive because of this place, right? You realize literally everything you have, need and want comes from it, right? The air you breathe, the food you eat, the materials that built your house, your car, your phone. Your family, the people you love, the people who’ve helped you and cared about you, every single thing traces back to the earth. How do you disrespect the very thing giving you these experiences and life, the thing that keeps you alive to be able to laugh, love, build, destroy, dream, all of it. How do you disrespect the very thing keeping you alive just so you can keep taking from it? How do you not care about the very thing that gives you everything and everyone you’ve ever touched or loved?

Yes this time.

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