Deus ex Machina

Apparently you can't have teenage angst any more at twenty, so this is where I'm depositing mine until I figure out what to do with it.

[boymilf]

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens

[shopcat]

looks like an egg

[shopcat]

[anakin-skywalker]

If you attack my son again, I shall ensure that it is the last thing you ever do.

Helen McCrory as Narcissa Malfoy in the Harry Potter series (2001 - 2011)

[stars-bean]

Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

[acecroft]

You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy, you’re the first one I’m coming after. THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[romancegifs]

So what happened after he climbed up the the tower and rescued her? She rescues him right back.

PRETTY WOMAN (1990) dir. Garry Marshall

[catonhottinroof-deactivated2023]

Alfred Kubin (1877 - 1959)

Schwabing Nachtbild, exc. c. 1910-1915

[lucygooseyart]

a spooky room 🦇

[gypsyastronaut]

[imagination]

[kissedbythevoid]

[itscolossal]

A New One-Take BBC Ad Brilliantly Interprets the Feelings of Music Through Clever Choreography

[fallingforleavesandpumpkins]

[caleod]

3-10-20 "Loneliness"

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

i just love the idea of an oddly specific curse that isn’t even harmful

[pwesident]

curse where on tuesdays you can’t say the word tuesday

[khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms]

“What day is it today?” “Second Monday” “Cool, thanks”

[helpingg]

[toastbutteregg]

[bipeterparker]

I just followed you but now that you said you think Spider-Man is bi I think I gotta unfollow sorry

this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed

[bunniope]

peter parker is spider-man????