THE BEST IN THE MORGUE

Alex || 27 || any || white I block anyone who blazes a post

[pwesident]

hi im alex im weird & strange & silly & many other thjngs youll have to be curious to find out more

i use this now to spout off random bullshit & occasional reblogs

as always bigots/racists/nazis/terfs die forever

[pwesident]

per audacia ad astra.

[larval-tear]

me (decorated in bloody runes): man why did we ever stop worshipping golden idols this shit rules

severed bull’s head i carry with me for advice: if you mix sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter together you will become a powerful sorcerer

[3000s]

[pjackk]

fuck my horible life the rodent wont leave my goon stump

[tieflingkisser]

[fandaniel]

unhand me

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[510055]

freedom from the superego panopticon

[pwesident]

out of the superego panopticon and into the id air fryer good luck

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[charl0ttan]

thats me in the corner. thriftbooking emma by jane austen because a buzzfeed quiz told me to

[charl0ttan]

wait am i mid twenties white woman

[pwesident]

when the bassline jerks u off a little >>>>

[pwesident]

when the vocals kiss you sweetly >>>>

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I love when someone I don’t even know has me blocked. An unknown storyline

[pwesident]

when the bassline jerks u off a little >>>>

[dongboss]

Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof

you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[catchymemes]