THE BEST IN THE MORGUE

Alex || 28 || any || white I block anyone who blazes a post

[pwesident]

hi im alex im weird & strange & silly & many other thjngs youll have to be curious to find out more

i use this now to spout off random bullshit & occasional reblogs

as always bigots/racists/nazis/terfs die forever

[pwesident]

*arms the warhead sweetly and cutely :D

[pwesident]

*breaks the waxen seal* wyd haha

[pwesident]

BOOYAH

[dogpuppy]

[ratfuck]

horny

[captain-price-returns]

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

[fleshdyke]

that is supposed to say smile.

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[oneheadtoanother]

[mas-o-kissed]

I answer the door covered in blood and bruises and bite marks and I’m like “you should see the other guy” and he’s covered in kisses

[junk-thunder]

greybeard gf giving me the throat of the world

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[100493503004422]

sorry I can't respond to your text bc I need to die a thousand deaths for some reason

[xalatath]

I'm high looking at street cat wiki. Thus is too much for me

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

my dick feel off. somethings wrong with it

[puyopuyo]

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours