THE BEST IN THE MORGUE

Alex || 27 || any || white I block anyone who blazes a post

[pwesident]

hi im alex im weird & strange & silly & many other thjngs youll have to be curious to find out more

i use this now to spout off random bullshit & occasional reblogs

as always bigots/racists/nazis/terfs die forever

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I love when someone I don’t even know has me blocked. An unknown storyline

[pwesident]

when the bassline jerks u off a little >>>>

[dongboss]

Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof

you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[catchymemes]

[lord-kitschener]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[pwesident]

im placing a few calls and having video games cancelled

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[sosashawtyy]

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

[insecuregodcomplex]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[feldfrog]

Dude, how can that joke be racist, everyone in the room laughed. Everyone who bought tickets to see me because I regularly post racist jokes in my reels, those people all laughed

[pissvortex]

REPORT: White House insider states that Xi Jinping has allegedly "Pulled it out and tapped it on (President Donald Trump's) tongue(...)"

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

[pwesident]

mechanical corpse