*Insert witty sexual pun here*♡

[glowiesglow]

[onpassion]

[mitchdahbitch]

[sexuallyarousedstuff]

[satkuna]

People get so offended by the human body and I find it so funny like your offended by something everyone has including you ?¿?¿ like why does her titty offend you ?¿ you have on too?¿

[dvicxz-blog]

[queenjll]

Big thighs and brown eyes.

[master-of-slave]

👌

[ailuro-mania-deactivated2016031]

[bettybacall-blog]

I’m strange, crazy, intelligent, wild, soft, coy, thrifty, boring, romantic, selfish, full of pride, mean, dark, sweet and most of all I’m through with this interview.

Winona Ryder (1990)

[tristeplath-deactivated20151027]

❤️

[cuddle-porn-blog]

[less-bitter-more-glitter]

[katasthrope]

[severlac]

[weirdcentral-deactivated2016061]

wow even zombies feel like we do

[quasarkisses]

this movie was perf tho

[millie0013]

This film is basically the socially acceptable version of Twilight. SPOILER: His name was Romeo.

[kylesimmonsbeard]

YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME IT WAS CROSSED OUT BUT I READ IT ANYWAY I HAVEN’T READ THE SEQUELS YET

[princem0n]

HER NAME JULIE(T)

THE BALCONY SCENE?! HE WANTED TO SEE HER AGAIN?! FROM "TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS"?! R KILLED SOMEONE WHO WAS CLOSE TO JULIE?!

SOMEONE JUST MADE A FUCKING ZOMBIE AU!ROMEO AND JULIET- BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIVED AND HAD A HAPPY ENDING

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS??!!

[paimonic]

the book was based off romeo and juliet. that’s why his friend is M. Mercutio.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Someone made a version of Romeo and Juliet but with added necrophillia and zombies

Someone sat down and thought ‘I’m gonna do this thing’

And then they did the thing

And it was hillarious :D

[holistica]

[pig-e-on]

fuck

[divinelyjude]

Werewolf McWerewolf Jr., the Werewolf with a Werewolf Patronus, son of Werewolf McWerewolf Sr., bitten by the Werewolf named after a Norse Wolf God Thing, whose name now relates to the moon.

[enthuses]

I hope by the time I’m in college I have a hot body and I’m better at socializing, because I’m aiming to be a hoe