Awkwardly Single

The Dating Adventures of a 20-Something San Franciscan.

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he saw the opportunity and took it

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Drunk brunch. Drunk brunch. Drunk brunch.

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hey snowglobe. wut up. not my most attractive moment. not my most sober moment. but i had a blast!

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I can't believe it's taken me this long to actually spot any of your selfies...but I just had to say: Holy hell, you're stunning!

oh em gee. thank you! thank you!! <3

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r u alive

i'm alive! i'm sorry! but i back now =D

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New Day, New Year

Hello! After a long hiatus (sorry!) I'm back. 

Here's what's been going on with me:

Officially no longer single. Technically. Kinda was like that right before I left but, hangover and I are still going strong. I guess my title is slightly misleading now...but I like it so much, and hey, I'm not married so #dealwithit

Still working at the same job, having a blast. So, that's exciting. 

For New Year's I went to the Snowglobe Music Festival, which was freaking sweet. Until I got the stomach flue at about 3am New year's Day. So that was a fun 72 hours. 

I started playing lotro out of boredom after work (does anyone still play that? lol). Hangover wrote a bot for it. We're owning the Yule festival. It's definitely as nerdy as it sounds. But it has a mac client, is fun, and is the only thing that can satiate my extreme desire to be selected for Wildstar Beta.

Otherwise, just living life. Selfie in my Adventure Time onsie coming up!

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If I shave and you cancel, you're dead to me.

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Groomed for doom

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Moving day 2.0

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My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

oMG

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SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

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hello tumblr. likely the first of several. taking a me day today and i'm very excited about it. 

cleaning hangover's apartment (he comes home tomorrow night). smoking weed and eating bacon. watching all my girly shows without judgement. so happy. so relaxed. feels good man.

tomorrow i start moving my stuff into my new apartment! hopefully the bart strike ends soon so i can actually sleep in my own place haha.

and again. hangover comes home! so so so excited. omg. what a rough week without him haha. i usually am fine when a significant other goes out of town but with all of the drama over the rot 11 thing i just missed him so much! and it sucks to stress about stuff and not be able to talk in person. but again. very excite. i draw him a message written with 3 different encryptions. so muhahaha. he's not the only nerdy one here. two can play the cipher game. and he can suck it.

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Guess what day it is motherfucker!!!!!!!!!! Woooooooooooo!

haha I have been slacking on this the last few weeks. I will be sure to get on it today!

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fixed it. 

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2 days. 2 days. 2 days.

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owlthethings replied to your post: question....

d’aww :]

THATS NOT AN ANSWER. (can you tell im freaking out?) lol. what does it meaaaaannnnn. 

i should respond with encrypted messages:

"you confuse me"

"why are you so far away"

"do you mean it"

"were you just drunk? lonely?"

"are you upset i didn't say it back?"

"it's not that i don't want to. I just don't know if I can yet"

"it's a lot to process"

"much feels. such confusion. wow."