The Wonder Things

We're wonder Things F & K. Thing F is the one who mostly re blogs stuff and started while Thing K just kinda nodded. We're nice (when we haven't been annoyed or our fandom hasn't been through a loopty-loop)!

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[brightb-vt]

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

[did-you-even-make-a-sound]

Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.

[raven-against-bullshit]

Everyone can be raped and denying that because of your childish, pathetic hatred for men is quite frankly disgusting.

[miss-jazz-complementarian]

We should care about our mens just as much as our womens.

[greased-rat]

I can’t believe there are people who won’t reblog this…

[good-ol-pie]

“feminists” that hate men and believe they can’t be abused or raped or anything that typically women are forced to deal with aren’t feminists, they’re misandrists. Which for those you who don’t know is the other half of misogyny, someone who hated men for being men. It’s these radicals that give feminists a bad name. So if you call yourself a feminist but hate men purely for existing, and believe they are below you, you’re not a feminist. You’re part of the problem.

[kittyhazelnut]

I usually don’t reblog this type of thing but I feel like the last part is important. If you hate men, stop calling yourself a feminist. You’re ruining things for the actual feminists who want legitimate equality.

[sushimaknae]

LOVE YOURSELF 結 ‘Answer’ E Version Lockscreens

— S

[give credit if reposting. i accept requests!]

[jiminsapiens-deactivated2021020]

BTS as Crystal Globes

Namjoon:

Namjoon:

Namjoon: *sighs* Mom told you, Namjoon-“Work as the World’s Dictator, Joonie. They have to obey”

✨

Seokjin: God, I know I’m very beautiful for this world but, don’t you think this is too much?

God:

God: I locked you here because you went to the President’s house, dressed as Lady Gaga, to tell him to love himself or else you will kick his ass.

Seokjin: You’re right. So much perfection cannot live with anyone.

✨

Yoongi: * looks aside *

Yoongi: * look at the other side *

Yoongi, happy: At last I’ll be able to complete my collection of ants in peace * sees one * I’ll call you Thomas :3

✨

Hoseok:

Hoseok: They will be able to enclose my body, my soul, and my spirit. But they can never stop me from using high heels! TAKE THAT, BIG SHIT!

✨

Jimin: The only good thing about all this is that I can see my reflection 24 hours a day.

Jimin’s reflection: * blinks at the same time *

Jimin: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? DON’T YOU HAVE A LIFE?!?!?!?

✨

Taehyung:

Taehyung: I like this :) Silence, flowers, colors, peace, and tranquility. This isn’t that bad.

Taehyung’s phone: * vibrates * 50% off at all Gucci stores.

Taehyung, hitting the glass: LET ME GO! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I HATE THE NATURE AND EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT DESIGNER!

✨

Jungkook:

Jungkook: I wonder if they got us into crystal balls of different sizes. You know, Jimin must be in a pocket version.

Jimin, on the other side: FUCK OFF, YOU FREAKING DAMN CHEAP IMITATION!

[sumikatt]

if you do not actively desire sex but still have sex that may be self-harm. i’ve done this. it sucks and in the long run will fuck you up when or if you actually desire sex.

[sumikatt]

having sex for the sole purpose of “pleasing a partner” is sex that may traumatize you. sex should be enjoyable and it shouldn’t place any burdens on you and if you don’t want sex then don’t force yourself to have sex

[taahko]

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

[taahko]

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

[daniel-oneiroi]

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[logarto]

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[teenagerposts]

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

[sacred-portal]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

Me trying to find a way into the circle

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I am cracking TF UP

[suhoscutegf-blog]

The shit I make at 4 am…

[saria121]

My cat gets worried about me when I sing in the shower.

[princesstigerbelle]

They just wanna sing too

[anneriawings]

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

[phantomrose96]

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

[anneriawings]

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

[anneriawings]

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

[anneriawings]

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

[anneriawings]

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

[anneriawings]

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

[phantomrose96]

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

[anneriawings]

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

[anneriawings]

COOKIES ACQUIRED

[homebeccer]

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

[anneriawings]

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

[anneriawings]

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

[phantomrose96]

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

[crowreys-wormstache]

Oh my god it’s back

[anneriawings]

H O W

[anavar-immela]

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

[phantomrose96]

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration. 

[thesociologicalcinema]

Frequently I encounter non Native folks who tell me they think reservations are some form of reparatoins to Natives from the US government. I even had someone close to me tell me they thought reservations were places to “reserve” our cultures.

Where I’m from (South Dakota) reservations were concentration camps where they sent us to die after they stole and colonized all of the land every US citizen occupies. In the early SD Rez days our ppl had to get permission from district agents (white settler men) to get food, fix our homes, or even leave our community to travel to another community on our Rez to visit relatives. We couldn’t hunt cuz they killed millions of our buffalo. If we didn’t get permission from the white settler agent we couldn’t eat, fix our homes or visit relatives because we would be violating US law & could be arrested. Also our cultures & ceremonies were illegal under US law until the Indian Religious Freedom Act in 1978.

So plz educate the ppl you love and care abt because everyone in the USA is living in an illegal settler colony, Indigenous ppl survived their genocide & we’re her to say these settlers never gave af abt us & never will.

~ @FrankWaln

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemon Cordkeepers released by the Pokemon Center

[arirna]

[turbovirginbonerlord]

OP forgot the best part

[mother-teresa-with-a-dick-deact]

did he try to stab her?

[daisenseiben]

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.

[trilllizard666]

oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her

AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP

[amalgamasreal]

He see’s her as his direct boss, but the group’s head is the Women’s Association Chairwoman:

[tired-coconut]

Someone please link me the full manga or something

This is Good Shit™

[cyberdramon]

Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband:

https://mangadex.org/chapter/114999/1

[11thsense]

Y’all r wildin OUT

[lunaeregia]

HELLO?

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

[cursologist]

No but have you seen king julien?

The artist is Crazy Tom

[bastardchildofthestars]

my brain record scratched

[fruitmanisback]

y’all

look up the artist there’s so much more of this

[serpentease]

heres their tumblr! @crazytom666

[pompouspersephone]

Gangster penguin can dick me till next Tuesday

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

god stop it

[justahumblememefarmer]

Your significant other… is a goldfish

[pastelwookie]

Explain?

[justahumblememefarmer]

A snack that smiles back