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moansharry

if you say this wasnt your favorite video back in the fetus days then youre lying

darklarries

please don’t let this die

larry-ruinedmy-life

omfg yes

abeerahk

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A View In Venice, Rio S. Marina and A View Of Posilippo, Naples by Franz Richard Unterberger (Austrian, 1837 —1902)

foragecore

have you ever walked barefoot along the edge of the garden in the summer, picking ripe red strawberries? have you ever looked into the brown eyes of a cow? have you ever sunk your fingers into the dirt? laid in a sunny patch of a field on a handmade quilt ? collected wild blueberries ? pressed flowers between the pages of an old book ? that’s really what life is about

freshapplecider

lately i have been…….dying to be in love…,..and that’s the mood sadly

just-shower-thoughts

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

maplesugacookie

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

realrightrick

A good convo can change ya life

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Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

damnitrj

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

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…a doctor who built a body.

wlwbeauty-blog

Concept: you’ve been married to your wife for 3 years. You wake up in your bed before she does, your nose cold but your body warm. Careful not to wake her, you get out of bed and your toes curl when your feet hit the cold floor. You brew a pot of coffee and take a cup, making sure to leave enough for her. You pull on a big sweater and walk out onto your deck, sitting in a big wood chair to look out over the forest. The leaves are orange and edged with frost. All is quiet as the sun rises over the trees. You hear the door opening behind you and your wife sits down next to you, wrapping the comforter from your bed around both of you shoulders. You sit there like that until the sun is well up and your coffee cups are empty.

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Oh my god. This is it. I want this so badly.

fourforyouodo

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you.

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Me texting at night..

Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*

thexfiles

mysharona1987

suspend

It feels so right yet it seems so wrong to be with you.

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

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The pope is a FUCKING HERETIC

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Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining

I mean he’s straight surrendering to liberalism

geekandmisandry

Omg, look at these people losing their shit because someone dares call out shitty Christians who hide behind God.

How dare he.

snommelp

Since it was an image of a tweet, not a link to the news story, I had to go track it down. The CNN story starts thusly:

If you’re a Christian who exploits people, leads a double life or manages a “dirty” business, perhaps it’s better not to call yourself a believer, Pope Francis suggested in a homily on Thursday in Rome.

“So many Christians are like this, and these people scandalize others,” Francis said during morning Mass at Casa Santa Marta, according to Vatican Radio. “How many times have we heard – all of us, around the neighborhood and elsewhere – ‘But to be a Catholic like that, it’s better to be an atheist.’ It is that: scandal.”

And it continues on from there. Pope Francis was preaching on Mark 9:41-50, which is the bit where Jesus says stuff like “whoever causes on of these little ones to sin, it would be better if he put a millstone around his neck and threw it in the sea.” The pope’s homily (in what is a textbook definition of a homily) took Jesus’ words from the Bible and faithfully applied them to modern life. This homily couldn’t even be potentially interpreted as a departure from long-standing Catholic teaching, either. He practically read straight from the Catholic Catechism.

So, yeah. Pope reminds shitty Christians what Jesus actually said (and what the Church actually teaches), shitty Christians declare that the Pope isn’t a Christian.