AWOL-MIGHT IS HERE.

I AM HERE... TO KILL CHARA CHISAKI

[awol-might]

*Saiki erases you from existence.*

-@coffee-jelly-enthusiast

awol-might stares at saiki, wondering whats happening

he looks to his left and sees… @awol-for-one

[awol-might]

awol-might speeds down an empty highway, off to make sure his ship is ready to go

[awol-for-one]

awol-for-one blasts the hood of the car, completely flipping it over

"HELLO AGAIN YOU SCUMFUCK BASTARD!" awol-for-one slowly descends to the ground as awol-might crawls out of the totaled car

[awol-might]

awol-might coughs up blood "y-you bastard. that car cost me a lot of money." he wipes the blood off his mouth and tries to get up

[awol-for-one]

awol-for-one steps on awol-might's head, preventing him from getting up "GUESS YOU SHOULDVE WENT FOR THE PREMIUM INSURANCE PLAN" he snickers "ARE YOU READY TO DIE NOW FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE?"

[awol-might]

awol-might thinks what he could do, and realizes he's in some real trouble this time. "chara chisaki deserved it, and one day both you villains will be dead. permanently."

awol-might gets ready to counter-attack

[awol-for-one]

he takes his foot off of awol-might's head "W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I KILLED HIM ALREADY. DAYS AGO." he pauses "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?"

[awol-might]

awol-might gets up slowly "i'm afraid someone is reviving him, repeatedly. i've killed him 3 times now." awol-might cracks his back "it seems you villains keep coming back for more"

[awol-for-one]

"HOLD ON." awol-for-one blasts the car where the music is playing from

"YOU THINK I'M ANYTHING LIKE CHARA? THAT GUY IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. HOLY SHIT." he thinks about what he's done for a few seconds

he gets a phone call "FUCKING JEEZ. I HAVE TO GO. WE'LL CONTINUE THIS ANOTHER TIME." he begins flying away "PIPE BOMB CHARA FOR ME IF YOU SEE HIM."

[awol-might]

awol-might walks slowly to his destination, thinking about what just happened

[awol-might]

awol-might speeds down an empty highway, off to make sure his ship is ready to go

[awol-for-one]

awol-for-one blasts the hood of the car, completely flipping it over

"HELLO AGAIN YOU SCUMFUCK BASTARD!" awol-for-one slowly descends to the ground as awol-might crawls out of the totaled car

[awol-might]

awol-might coughs up blood "y-you bastard. that car cost me a lot of money." he wipes the blood off his mouth and tries to get up

[awol-for-one]

awol-for-one steps on awol-might's head, preventing him from getting up "GUESS YOU SHOULDVE WENT FOR THE PREMIUM INSURANCE PLAN" he snickers "ARE YOU READY TO DIE NOW FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE?"

[awol-might]

awol-might thinks what he could do, and realizes he's in some real trouble this time. "chara chisaki deserved it, and one day both you villains will be dead. permanently."

awol-might gets ready to counter-attack

[awol-for-one]

he takes his foot off of awol-might's head "W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I KILLED HIM ALREADY. DAYS AGO." he pauses "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?"

[awol-might]

awol-might gets up slowly "i'm afraid someone is reviving him, repeatedly. i've killed him 3 times now." awol-might cracks his back "it seems you villains keep coming back for more"

[awol-might]

awol-might speeds down an empty highway, off to make sure his ship is ready to go

[awol-for-one]

awol-for-one blasts the hood of the car, completely flipping it over

"HELLO AGAIN YOU SCUMFUCK BASTARD!" awol-for-one slowly descends to the ground as awol-might crawls out of the totaled car

[awol-might]

awol-might coughs up blood "y-you bastard. that car cost me a lot of money." he wipes the blood off his mouth and tries to get up

[awol-for-one]

awol-for-one steps on awol-might's head, preventing him from getting up "GUESS YOU SHOULDVE WENT FOR THE PREMIUM INSURANCE PLAN" he snickers "ARE YOU READY TO DIE NOW FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE?"

[awol-might]

awol-might thinks what he could do, and realizes he's in some real trouble this time. "chara chisaki deserved it, and one day both you villains will be dead. permanently."

awol-might gets ready to counter-attack

[awol-might]

awol-might speeds down an empty highway, off to make sure his ship is ready to go

[awol-for-one]

awol-for-one blasts the hood of the car, completely flipping it over

"HELLO AGAIN YOU SCUMFUCK BASTARD!" awol-for-one slowly descends to the ground as awol-might crawls out of the totaled car

[awol-might]

awol-might coughs up blood "y-you bastard. that car cost me a lot of money." he wipes the blood off his mouth and tries to get up

[awol-might]

awol-might speeds down an empty highway, off to make sure his ship is ready to go

[awol-might]

What the hell are the Freakbugs? What sorta stupid-ass name even is that? You couldn’t come up with a good name. Is that it? Ended up settling on Freakbugs, like that name even explains what the hell you lot are doing?

Buncha uncreative idiots you guys must be.

// @a-bard-and-its-troupe

haha, we get this one a lot.

fear not though, dear reader, because we’ve actually had multiple sources fact check this.

freakbugs turns out to be a really awesome name! we put a lot of thought into it, and now we get to enjoy the fruits of our labor

awol-might smiles as he hits send, and eats another taki

[awol-might]

Do you want a terrorist bird psrt of the freakbugs? It did 9/11

sorry but we actually do not allow birds in freakbugs

[fishy-dolls]

:(

[awol-might]

we're just worried that birds might have a conflict of interest, given the whole eating bugs thing.

we'd be happy to review your application and perhaps make an exception though!

[fishy-dolls]

:D

[awol-might]

“congratulations, your application has been accepted. you’re a freakbug now!”

awol-might fixes his pirate hat and pats his own shoulder, motioning for Tsuki, as if he has become pirate-awol-might’s parrot.

[awol-might]

Do you want a terrorist bird psrt of the freakbugs? It did 9/11

sorry but we actually do not allow birds in freakbugs

[fishy-dolls]

:(

[awol-might]

we're just worried that birds might have a conflict of interest, given the whole eating bugs thing.

we'd be happy to review your application and perhaps make an exception though!

[awol-might]

Do you want a terrorist bird psrt of the freakbugs? It did 9/11

sorry but we actually do not allow birds in freakbugs

[awol-might]

FREAKBUG!!! FREAKBUG FREAKBUG FREAKBUG!!!

Pony Tsunotori ( @the-punch-bowl )

awol-might smiles and leans over

"pony. would you like to join the freakbugs?"

[the-punch-bowl]

YES YES YES YES PLEASE I WANT A PIRATE HAT!!! FREAKBUG PLEASE!!!

[awol-might]

"THEN WELCOME TO THE FREAKBUGS!" awol-might takes his pirate hat off, and puts it on pony's head, knowing he has more back at his house and at his ship.

"you're our third member! we'll have an eyepatch for you too, of course, and if you'd like, some non-alcoholic rum!"

"we should go tell Chum-Lee (@chumleetheyakuza)!" he begins marching forward and happily singing "yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me"

[the-punch-bowl]

She gasps, letting out a squeal of excitement and pulling the pirate hat harder down on her head.

"THANK YOU! I love it I love it! Pony wants an eyepatch! Pony wants RUM!"

She eagerly bounces after him, following along and joining his singing, getting most of the lyrics wrong.

[awol-might]

awol-might arrives with Pony to Chum-Lee, unsure if he's asleep, unconscious from alcohol, or just resting, and begins tapping him rapidly on the face "Chum-Lee. Chum-Lee."

@chumleetheyakuza

[chumleetheyakuza]

Chum-Lee is a heavy sleeper, as will soon be demonstrated. He reaches his hand out

"No, no, don't say it like that, you need to stay in character, my love... my immersion... it is breaking. *sniffles* No, DO NOT REMOVE THE THIGH HIGHS... REPEAT... AGHH"

Chum-Lee startles awake, immediately launching himself forward into a double front flip. The move itself is impressive, however...

his fall is anything but graceful, landing face-first into a pile of trash bags with a loud THUUUD

Lifting himself up into a combat-ready stance, he notices Awol-Might and a new companion.

"Oh, I did not notice you there, master, were you some thug come to steal my valuables, my evasive action would have saved my ass! Oh, is this a new member?"

He gestures towards Pony.

[awol-might]

awol-might smiles "it is. this is pony. she's a freakbug now. say hi pony."

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[the-punch-bowl]

“HI!” she beams, pumping her fists in determination. “I’m a FREAKBUG now!”

“Do I get to have a gun?! A pirate gun?!”

[awol-might]

awol-might has a look of slight concern "w-we don't have guns. yet. how badly do you need one? what about a water-gun?"

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[the-punch-bowl]

She gasps, looking up at him with big hopeful glittering eyes.

“I can get a water gun?! I want a water gun!”

[awol-might]

awol-might looks over at Chum-Lee and back at pony

"alright. we'll get water-guns. but just for fun! make sure when we're beating villains you're not just shooting them with water." he looks concerned

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[the-punch-bowl]

“Just for fun! Okay!” she gives a firm nod.

“When it’s the big villain, what should I shoot them with instead?! Can I use Thunder Horn?!”

[awol-might]

"we only use lethal force on sex criminals and mass murderers" he says, with a smile on his face

"all other vilains, we capture!"

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[chumleetheyakuza]

Chum-Lee pipes up: "Oh, I have the perfect tools for the job!"

He looks over at the nearby parking lot, looking for his car. Its a salmon pink sports car that sticks out like a soar thumb, but he still needs to take out his keys and use the beep to find it.

When he does, he opens the trunk. In it is a whole arsenal of illegal firearms; shotguns, revolvers, an AK-47 with an American flag print (ironic), But right next to them, in the corner...

"HERE THEY ARE!"

Chum-Lee grabs a pair of high-powered super soakers, perfect for their needs!

"You wouldnt believe how much trouble I had to go through to find these bad boys!"

He says, pointing not to his stash of deadly weapons, but to his pair of colorful water guns.

[awol-might]

“PERFECT!” says awol-might, doing his classic chuckle

“we’re gonna need these for the annoying small-time criminals.”

he walks toward the exit and puts his pirate hat on “AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!!!”

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[awol-might]

fun fact: awol-might’s phone is full of matches from multiple dating apps and he doesnt message any of them

[awol-might]

FREAKBUG!!! FREAKBUG FREAKBUG FREAKBUG!!!

Pony Tsunotori ( @the-punch-bowl )

awol-might smiles and leans over

"pony. would you like to join the freakbugs?"

[the-punch-bowl]

YES YES YES YES PLEASE I WANT A PIRATE HAT!!! FREAKBUG PLEASE!!!

[awol-might]

"THEN WELCOME TO THE FREAKBUGS!" awol-might takes his pirate hat off, and puts it on pony's head, knowing he has more back at his house and at his ship.

"you're our third member! we'll have an eyepatch for you too, of course, and if you'd like, some non-alcoholic rum!"

"we should go tell Chum-Lee (@chumleetheyakuza)!" he begins marching forward and happily singing "yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me"

[the-punch-bowl]

She gasps, letting out a squeal of excitement and pulling the pirate hat harder down on her head.

"THANK YOU! I love it I love it! Pony wants an eyepatch! Pony wants RUM!"

She eagerly bounces after him, following along and joining his singing, getting most of the lyrics wrong.

[awol-might]

awol-might arrives with Pony to Chum-Lee, unsure if he's asleep, unconscious from alcohol, or just resting, and begins tapping him rapidly on the face "Chum-Lee. Chum-Lee."

@chumleetheyakuza

[chumleetheyakuza]

Chum-Lee is a heavy sleeper, as will soon be demonstrated. He reaches his hand out

"No, no, don't say it like that, you need to stay in character, my love... my immersion... it is breaking. *sniffles* No, DO NOT REMOVE THE THIGH HIGHS... REPEAT... AGHH"

Chum-Lee startles awake, immediately launching himself forward into a double front flip. The move itself is impressive, however...

his fall is anything but graceful, landing face-first into a pile of trash bags with a loud THUUUD

Lifting himself up into a combat-ready stance, he notices Awol-Might and a new companion.

"Oh, I did not notice you there, master, were you some thug come to steal my valuables, my evasive action would have saved my ass! Oh, is this a new member?"

He gestures towards Pony.

[awol-might]

awol-might smiles "it is. this is pony. she's a freakbug now. say hi pony."

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[the-punch-bowl]

“HI!” she beams, pumping her fists in determination. “I’m a FREAKBUG now!”

“Do I get to have a gun?! A pirate gun?!”

[awol-might]

awol-might has a look of slight concern "w-we don't have guns. yet. how badly do you need one? what about a water-gun?"

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[the-punch-bowl]

She gasps, looking up at him with big hopeful glittering eyes.

“I can get a water gun?! I want a water gun!”

[awol-might]

awol-might looks over at Chum-Lee and back at pony

"alright. we'll get water-guns. but just for fun! make sure when we're beating villains you're not just shooting them with water." he looks concerned

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[the-punch-bowl]

“Just for fun! Okay!” she gives a firm nod.

“When it’s the big villain, what should I shoot them with instead?! Can I use Thunder Horn?!”

[awol-might]

"we only use lethal force on sex criminals and mass murderers" he says, with a smile on his face

"all other vilains, we capture!"

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[awol-might]

are you, making a cult or someshit?

what the fuck is this freak bug shit???

-@youngestproever

"bros never heard of a team-up" awol-might says, with a smile

he continues... "bro has negative aura. total delulu vibes if he thinks this is a cult."

(awol-might believes he cooked with this one)

[awol-might]

FREAKBUG!!! FREAKBUG FREAKBUG FREAKBUG!!!

Pony Tsunotori ( @the-punch-bowl )

awol-might smiles and leans over

"pony. would you like to join the freakbugs?"

[the-punch-bowl]

YES YES YES YES PLEASE I WANT A PIRATE HAT!!! FREAKBUG PLEASE!!!

[awol-might]

"THEN WELCOME TO THE FREAKBUGS!" awol-might takes his pirate hat off, and puts it on pony's head, knowing he has more back at his house and at his ship.

"you're our third member! we'll have an eyepatch for you too, of course, and if you'd like, some non-alcoholic rum!"

"we should go tell Chum-Lee (@chumleetheyakuza)!" he begins marching forward and happily singing "yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me"

[the-punch-bowl]

She gasps, letting out a squeal of excitement and pulling the pirate hat harder down on her head.

"THANK YOU! I love it I love it! Pony wants an eyepatch! Pony wants RUM!"

She eagerly bounces after him, following along and joining his singing, getting most of the lyrics wrong.

[awol-might]

awol-might arrives with Pony to Chum-Lee, unsure if he's asleep, unconscious from alcohol, or just resting, and begins tapping him rapidly on the face "Chum-Lee. Chum-Lee."

@chumleetheyakuza

[chumleetheyakuza]

Chum-Lee is a heavy sleeper, as will soon be demonstrated. He reaches his hand out

"No, no, don't say it like that, you need to stay in character, my love... my immersion... it is breaking. *sniffles* No, DO NOT REMOVE THE THIGH HIGHS... REPEAT... AGHH"

Chum-Lee startles awake, immediately launching himself forward into a double front flip. The move itself is impressive, however...

his fall is anything but graceful, landing face-first into a pile of trash bags with a loud THUUUD

Lifting himself up into a combat-ready stance, he notices Awol-Might and a new companion.

"Oh, I did not notice you there, master, were you some thug come to steal my valuables, my evasive action would have saved my ass! Oh, is this a new member?"

He gestures towards Pony.

[awol-might]

awol-might smiles "it is. this is pony. she's a freakbug now. say hi pony."

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[the-punch-bowl]

“HI!” she beams, pumping her fists in determination. “I’m a FREAKBUG now!”

“Do I get to have a gun?! A pirate gun?!”

[awol-might]

awol-might has a look of slight concern "w-we don't have guns. yet. how badly do you need one? what about a water-gun?"

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[the-punch-bowl]

She gasps, looking up at him with big hopeful glittering eyes.

“I can get a water gun?! I want a water gun!”

[awol-might]

awol-might looks over at Chum-Lee and back at pony

"alright. we'll get water-guns. but just for fun! make sure when we're beating villains you're not just shooting them with water." he looks concerned

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[awol-might]

FREAKBUG!!! FREAKBUG FREAKBUG FREAKBUG!!!

Pony Tsunotori ( @the-punch-bowl )

awol-might smiles and leans over

"pony. would you like to join the freakbugs?"

[the-punch-bowl]

YES YES YES YES PLEASE I WANT A PIRATE HAT!!! FREAKBUG PLEASE!!!

[awol-might]

"THEN WELCOME TO THE FREAKBUGS!" awol-might takes his pirate hat off, and puts it on pony's head, knowing he has more back at his house and at his ship.

"you're our third member! we'll have an eyepatch for you too, of course, and if you'd like, some non-alcoholic rum!"

"we should go tell Chum-Lee (@chumleetheyakuza)!" he begins marching forward and happily singing "yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me"

[the-punch-bowl]

She gasps, letting out a squeal of excitement and pulling the pirate hat harder down on her head.

"THANK YOU! I love it I love it! Pony wants an eyepatch! Pony wants RUM!"

She eagerly bounces after him, following along and joining his singing, getting most of the lyrics wrong.

[awol-might]

awol-might arrives with Pony to Chum-Lee, unsure if he's asleep, unconscious from alcohol, or just resting, and begins tapping him rapidly on the face "Chum-Lee. Chum-Lee."

@chumleetheyakuza

[chumleetheyakuza]

Chum-Lee is a heavy sleeper, as will soon be demonstrated. He reaches his hand out

"No, no, don't say it like that, you need to stay in character, my love... my immersion... it is breaking. *sniffles* No, DO NOT REMOVE THE THIGH HIGHS... REPEAT... AGHH"

Chum-Lee startles awake, immediately launching himself forward into a double front flip. The move itself is impressive, however...

his fall is anything but graceful, landing face-first into a pile of trash bags with a loud THUUUD

Lifting himself up into a combat-ready stance, he notices Awol-Might and a new companion.

"Oh, I did not notice you there, master, were you some thug come to steal my valuables, my evasive action would have saved my ass! Oh, is this a new member?"

He gestures towards Pony.

[awol-might]

awol-might smiles "it is. this is pony. she's a freakbug now. say hi pony."

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[the-punch-bowl]

“HI!” she beams, pumping her fists in determination. “I’m a FREAKBUG now!”

“Do I get to have a gun?! A pirate gun?!”

[awol-might]

awol-might has a look of slight concern "w-we don't have guns. yet. how badly do you need one? what about a water-gun?"

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )

[awol-might]

FREAKBUG!!! FREAKBUG FREAKBUG FREAKBUG!!!

Pony Tsunotori ( @the-punch-bowl )

awol-might smiles and leans over

"pony. would you like to join the freakbugs?"

[the-punch-bowl]

YES YES YES YES PLEASE I WANT A PIRATE HAT!!! FREAKBUG PLEASE!!!

[awol-might]

"THEN WELCOME TO THE FREAKBUGS!" awol-might takes his pirate hat off, and puts it on pony's head, knowing he has more back at his house and at his ship.

"you're our third member! we'll have an eyepatch for you too, of course, and if you'd like, some non-alcoholic rum!"

"we should go tell Chum-Lee (@chumleetheyakuza)!" he begins marching forward and happily singing "yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me"

[the-punch-bowl]

She gasps, letting out a squeal of excitement and pulling the pirate hat harder down on her head.

"THANK YOU! I love it I love it! Pony wants an eyepatch! Pony wants RUM!"

She eagerly bounces after him, following along and joining his singing, getting most of the lyrics wrong.

[awol-might]

awol-might arrives with Pony to Chum-Lee, unsure if he's asleep, unconscious from alcohol, or just resting, and begins tapping him rapidly on the face "Chum-Lee. Chum-Lee."

@chumleetheyakuza

[chumleetheyakuza]

Chum-Lee is a heavy sleeper, as will soon be demonstrated. He reaches his hand out

"No, no, don't say it like that, you need to stay in character, my love... my immersion... it is breaking. *sniffles* No, DO NOT REMOVE THE THIGH HIGHS... REPEAT... AGHH"

Chum-Lee startles awake, immediately launching himself forward into a double front flip. The move itself is impressive, however...

his fall is anything but graceful, landing face-first into a pile of trash bags with a loud THUUUD

Lifting himself up into a combat-ready stance, he notices Awol-Might and a new companion.

"Oh, I did not notice you there, master, were you some thug come to steal my valuables, my evasive action would have saved my ass! Oh, is this a new member?"

He gestures towards Pony.

[awol-might]

awol-might smiles "it is. this is pony. she's a freakbug now. say hi pony."

( @the-punch-bowl, @chumleetheyakuza )