uh I'm jade

(self insert faller for pkmirl)

[aww-crap-i-fell]

I'm jade, I'm a faller from uhm....well somewhere, I'm a hybrid human absol, I also have a lot of random information in my head so I can probably help you with homework lol

I was 24 but ..I think that changed?

Uhm I got a bit of random junk, like pencils, pens, string and other stuff, I'm ok with jurryrigging things together

I curently have 10 pokemon

Fluffy the bidoof

Cyanne the bunleby/scorbuny mix

Toast the weedle

Pudge the natu

Lucy in the sky with diamonds (Lucy for short) the roggenrolla

Roosevelt the teddiursa

Compass the ducklette

Cronch the arron

Millie the milcremy

An unnamed dratinin bagon hybrid

Oh magic anon and peliper mail are both on

[viridian-rat]

not to do this again but what the heck is that noise????

[viridian-rat]

a h

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Friends!

[aww-crap-i-fell]

What is your favorite flower?

Honeysuckle! It's pretty and you can get the sweet stuff from it

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

You know one part of school that actually kinda didn't suck? Ghost stories.

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Yoooo

I had a teacher back in elementary that made a song for the "bloody fingers" story! And others too he was awsome

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

noodle dragon :)

Correct.

You know, every other noodle place in Hoenn has a noodle dish themed after Rayquaza.

I've seen one or two noodle places here in Lumiose that are the same but their noodles aren't anywhere near the same as, like, actual Hoenni Noodles.

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Wait is that what my noodle stand is missing?!

[wishmaker-astra]

Confess Your Crimes On Rotomblr.Com

[bait-and-volt-switch]

⚠️ The people on this website would like to use your shitpost as a confessional. Is this okay?

>Yes

>No

[wishmaker-astra]

>No

>ERROR: INVALID USER ACTION

Or whatever

I've got someone directly saying they've done murder on here even

Like. How are you all not in jail or dead or something with this level of survival instincts?

Seriously. Also, appreciate you not dropping MyCrimes.txt on this post. Even a fake one for the joke about how you made up your past before.

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Even if I commited a crime I wouldn't admit it online, that's just common sense. Even fake admissions get you into real trouble.

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Every day is different.... A weekly rotation should do....

Maybe bi weekly ... There's enough for that

True but it might get someone in trouble

Then we... Uhm.. make plans at least two weeks out

That... Might work but......

Just go with it

[olivias-antics]

Sherbet and I before we went of to do some training together

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Sherbet! Oh my goodness look at the pupper!!!!

[wishmaker-astra]

new way to deal with those ugly cyber trucks just dropped: eat them

Multiverse, gonna have to clarify since you're on anon

But like, yeah. I can eat metals. A properly designed car or truck has surprisingly less metal than you expect that being said. Crumple zones and fuel efficiency and all that.

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Cyber Trucks have a.. quote... "Full steel body and frame" which makes them massive death traps

[pearlescent-pokemon]

Yeah, servers make no sense here, that's not a thing we have, are they like different universes or planets or something?

...Planets, I guess? Each one has a moon and a sun that go around it. They're connected by the void, but traveling through there isn't generally a good or safe idea... there are more direct methods, if the server's stable.

[aww-crap-i-fell]

... More like alternate worlds... Because servers can end and even be updated, planets exist on the same reality level.. uhg translating Minecraft to more standard reality structures is a pain ...

I'm not really the best to explain it ...

[wishmaker-astra]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A QUASI-STAR (BLACK HOLE STAR) IS?

YES

NO

UNCERTAIN

Voting ended onJul 29

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Arnt those the ones that are like .. falling apart? ... No that's not the right phrasing .... The ones that don't act like a normal star?... Course that's a whole bunch of astral phenomena ....

[wishmaker-astra]

Gotta wait until the poll is over for me to explain, otherwise defeats the poll

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Right right

[wishmaker-astra]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A QUASI-STAR (BLACK HOLE STAR) IS?

YES

NO

UNCERTAIN

Voting ended onJul 29

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Arnt those the ones that are like .. falling apart? ... No that's not the right phrasing .... The ones that don't act like a normal star?... Course that's a whole bunch of astral phenomena ....

[advent-enddays]

(Written for me by an Aide, too busy to bother trying to type) I coulda sworn I had alllll the tracks in Unova memorized, but apparently not. Been following this thing for a few days off and on, still no clue what is… Anyone smarter than me able to identify it? If it helps from one side to the other I can fit my whole hand a few times over? So… Big pokemon whatever it is.

[advent-enddays]

Ah! I should have probably included more info. It’s obvious got a rather wide gait, and I’m unsure if by the looks of things how many legs it has, but its somewhere between 4-8? It’s big enough to break the branches on some older trees, and has bent others?

It can either fly or teleport, as on occasion the tracks will simply stop, but I’ll find them once more quite a while away the very next day.

Maybe it’s not a native species, or hasn’t been discovered yet? I’m quite unsure.

Thank you anyone who can give me info even if it’s just a guess, might try to catch whatever it is- unless it’s having a negative effect on the local ecosystem then I might as well eat it? Only if I have to though.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I dunno why I am thinking Metagross. It could be salamance because of the three claws that point outward.

There is oddly a lot of big three toed/clawed pokemon.

[quantum-quartet]

... I'm gonna be so fr my first thought was Giratina because those look a LOT like Hades' prints for his Altered Forme??? But????? Why would Giratina???????? Be in Unova??????????

I mean I know why Hades is here for my world. Because he's literally my buddy. But??????? In other worlds???????????????? Not a clue

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Most definitely not Giratina. I doubt that.

I just cannot think of what pokemon it would be. It's a very distinct footprint

[aww-crap-i-fell]

It's obviously digglet prints

/jk

It honestly looks like .. maybe the Nido line? ... Or.... A garchomp

[skyfire-the-watcher]

It has to be something with at least four legs and can fly as per the description of the tracks.

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Right four or more...... Hm....

And the hands fitting .... Hmm

I dunno ... Maybe a ... Really weird cylizar?

[advent-enddays]

(Written for me by an Aide, too busy to bother trying to type) I coulda sworn I had alllll the tracks in Unova memorized, but apparently not. Been following this thing for a few days off and on, still no clue what is… Anyone smarter than me able to identify it? If it helps from one side to the other I can fit my whole hand a few times over? So… Big pokemon whatever it is.

[advent-enddays]

Ah! I should have probably included more info. It’s obvious got a rather wide gait, and I’m unsure if by the looks of things how many legs it has, but its somewhere between 4-8? It’s big enough to break the branches on some older trees, and has bent others?

It can either fly or teleport, as on occasion the tracks will simply stop, but I’ll find them once more quite a while away the very next day.

Maybe it’s not a native species, or hasn’t been discovered yet? I’m quite unsure.

Thank you anyone who can give me info even if it’s just a guess, might try to catch whatever it is- unless it’s having a negative effect on the local ecosystem then I might as well eat it? Only if I have to though.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I dunno why I am thinking Metagross. It could be salamance because of the three claws that point outward.

There is oddly a lot of big three toed/clawed pokemon.

[quantum-quartet]

... I'm gonna be so fr my first thought was Giratina because those look a LOT like Hades' prints for his Altered Forme??? But????? Why would Giratina???????? Be in Unova??????????

I mean I know why Hades is here for my world. Because he's literally my buddy. But??????? In other worlds???????????????? Not a clue

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Most definitely not Giratina. I doubt that.

I just cannot think of what pokemon it would be. It's a very distinct footprint

[aww-crap-i-fell]

It's obviously digglet prints

/jk

It honestly looks like .. maybe the Nido line? ... Or.... A garchomp

[pokemonshelterstories]

eyes and ears aren't even open yet and yet still yelling

[aww-crap-i-fell]

The baby does a screm

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Guys guys guys!!! Blu came up to me!!

[image of a blue tounged clodsire eating a poke puff from someone's hand , the hand is lightly clawed]

So cute!!!!

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Name your next pokemon Beepo. For me

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Aight bet, beepo the nidoran