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I’m Cyrene and I use all pronouns :]

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piedpip3rrr

Rockin robin

johnnyanger

(id in alt)

goodnight, fab five 💫

damisaybats

on patrol

penny-anna

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

penny-anna

scenario 1: what's clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist's twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he's Superman's social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn't tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

penny-anna

actually subtler but possibly funnier scenario:

Clark wouldn't actually be absent-minded enough to tweet on the wrong account but one evening sleepily goes through and likes a bunch of tweets and the next morning wakes up to everyone screenshotting Superman's liked tweets like HUH? HUH???

penny-anna

it's a mix of:

political stuff Superman would NOT normally say

tweets from Clark's daily planet co-workers who are now baffled as to why Superman was reading their tweets

perhaps most confounding, random bullshit Clark likes.

plagueislost

Photos leaked this weekend of Gotham socialite Tim Drake-Wayne kissing an unknown blond in Penguin's Iceberg Lounge. Now, Bruce Wayne has asked press to stop investigating. What could they want to hide? Read more here

a-sketchy-jedi

talia in arab clothing 😈

argoonaut

Happy bday timmy timbo boyo !!!!!

reibub

now kiss

fluffysheeple

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

kukyotcha

Final product so so happy they looks so good mes amours .

kumkaniudaku

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

olenndo0

Batman gets hit by de-aging magic and the family gets to take care of a 7-year-old, untraumatized Bruce.

nyukaart

That one fic i read two years ago

eggmacguffin

Tim Drake: My dad just died and I am not in a legal position to emancipate. Therefore, in the midst of my grief, I shall hire a random guy to pretend to be my uncle & flee the city rather than live with my beloved mentor who is also a registered foster parent and loves me like a son.

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