Aww daddy go back to dead

[fuck-customers]

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

[smitethestate]

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

[awwdaddygobacktodead]

Petition to give a raise to whomever locked them out

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[anarchohellenism]

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

[republicuntt]

Honestly.

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[springfieldstills]

[suffuse]

[pandabuba11]

[ohmylegz]

[welcometonickisworld]

This shit still funny af

[purplelittlemermaid]

😂😂😂😂

[shiftythrifting]

a very unsettling plate found in Cracow, Poland

[popularcultures]

Britney Spears Oops!…I Did It Again (2000)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

This continues to be the single greatest piece of staged dialogue ever created

[classic-simpsons]

[soelo]

Tennessee - IMG_8213

[depsidase]

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

[unclefather]