Dayglo

A transparent dream beneath an occasional sigh

[v-chase-art]

marionette

[nataliescatorccioapologist]

Real picture of the girlies when they ate Jackie

[animusrox]

X-Men (2000) dir. Bryan Singer X-Men '97 S01E09 "Tolerance Is Extinction, Pt. 2"

[the-soulwatcher]

" Oui " – Minthara Baenre

[manpackage]

Girl what do you MEAN?

[redpandarascal]

[republicuntt]

Are you two together?

Karlach: Ew, no.

Tav:

[republicuntt]

They’re all sharing the tent, so if you see Halsin outside whittling it’s means do not disturb.

[evilxqueen]

[moonlightsdream]

SEINFELD (1989–1998) — 9.13 | the cartoon

[its-sweet-like-cinnamon]

Chinga//5x10

well, that wasn't a no, right?

[mostwantedpotato404]

Bloody Orin, Bloody Orin, Bloody Orin

[nakurawari]

Don’t tell me that... right now, she doesn’t comprehend our language...?

[ziraseal]

It's very funny to think that Kassandra's leap of faith is self taught, and since she's the oldest protagonist in the series she may even be its inventor. I love the idea that she absolutely has never called it "a leap of faith" and instead it is more in character for her to have called it the "oh shit it's the cops! jump"

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[dailygaming]

A land purged in an unsung battle. Set ablaze by Messmer’s flame. It was to this land that Miquella departed. Divesting himself of his flesh, his strength, his lineage. Of all things Golden.

ELDEN RING: SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE dev. FromSoftware ✧ JUNE 21, 2024

[dilfgifs]

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY as Rustin Cohle

True Detective (2014) dir. Cary Joji Fukunaga

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Baldur's Gate 3 Companion Romances in a nutshell because I've been playing the game and I have brain rot

Karlach: Haha, if we focus on how much we love each other the sense of impending doom might go away what inevitable tragic ending kiss me again lover!

Minthara: Help! She's breaking me faster than I can fix her!

Astarion: Hey baby, lemme just get close to you so you'll never let me get hurt, you're such a useful pawn wait a minute what the fuck no I wasn't SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU WHAT-

Gale: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his abusive ex.

Lae'zel: A tsundere who will actually fucking kill you, now with cult deprogramming.

Shadowheart: Enemies to friends to lovers, now with cult deprogramming.

Wyll: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his predatory business contract.

Halsin: Hippie Johnny Bravo.