queenxpaige:
“Good. That’s a habit entirely too many princes have. And it’s honestly a little creepy. Especially when you think that these girls were like fourteen at the time.”
“It’s crazy.. All of the guys are just-.. interesting.”

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queenxpaige:
“Good. That’s a habit entirely too many princes have. And it’s honestly a little creepy. Especially when you think that these girls were like fourteen at the time.”
“It’s crazy.. All of the guys are just-.. interesting.”
kennedykraus:
“Not every rom-com! Not when they first meet, anyway! A princely type has to lead up to it, and bask in her glow and get to know her and earn her friendship, and in the cutest movies he doesn’t make a move until after the lady indicates interest first, like in 27 Dresses or the other Katherine Hiegel ones. I like the name Phillip more than Axel, though; Axel makes it sound like you play guitar and I’ve never met a nice guitar player guy.”
“A lot of them are lie obsessed with the girl. I just want to know her name... and everything. I have to just sit and wait around for a girl to show interest? But girls also play hard to get? It’s too confusing... Hey! My name is great! And besides, I do play guitar and I’m super nice, so, yeah. Phillip kisses unconscious girls.. Axel drools over girls that will never like him. Axel is better.”
queenxpaige:
“No horse, I think it’s safe to say it’s not too princely. Unless you plan and sweeping her off her feet and carrying her off into Happily Ever After. Nobody wants that on the first date.”
“Oh, god, no. I’m unlike Phillip in the sense that I don’t get married after never meeting someone and then also kissing unconscious girls. Not my thing.”
kennedykraus:
“Phillip, Phillip, Phillip. As a Hot Girl, allow me to let you in on a huge secret - when a boy hunts you down?? It’s creepy, not cute! What you do on your own time is your business but puh-lease don’t be too creepy while you’re in costume, at least. ”
“Well why do you girls like rom-coms then?! That’s all the guys do.. I disagree. But hey! When I’m in costume, I’m Phillip, not Axel. You don’t have to worry about that. At that point, I’m all yours.”
natxreyes:
“ Is there somewhere you wanted to go? Or something you wanted to eat?”
“Your pick since you had a bad day.”
camillemorgan:
“That depends, did she drop her magical space shoe that you’ve been carrying around for days, asking every girl in the Magic Kingdom to try on?”
“She didn’t. That’s why I’m looking for her. I’ve got no shoe or anything!”
httpallison:
“Even though you’re my hero in this moment..” She mentioned taking the shoe. “You’ve still got the wrong princess.”
“Well you are very welcome. And I thought it’d be funny.”
candyarturo:
“The only dragons I know would be little tiny bearded dragons. Please don’t fight those. They’ve done nothing to you.” Zones squeaked a bit, but only because he’d said ‘literally.’ “Unless you mean that big scary Maleficient dragon they use in the parades. In that case, you can just fight that one all the time. I’ll even buy you a lightsaber.”
“I meant a Maleficent dragon. I wouldn’t fight a little one.” He laughed, “I’ve got my sword, but a lightsaber would help.”
darthashton:
❝ Are you kidding? He’s a total catch. Besides, if you guys got married he’d be Neil Armstrong and I think that would be the greatest thing to ever happen to him. ❞
“Are you his wingman or something? But I do admit it’d be awesome to be married to Neil Armstrong.”
queenxpaige:
“And I’m pretty sure somewhere out there a horse is offended Prince Philip referred to a cat as a noble steed.”
“I’m sure there is, but sadly I don’t own a horse.”
natxreyes:
“Hmm,” she muttered thinking about the offer. “ Yeah sure why not. Just nothing sweet.”
“Nothing sweet! Got it!”
queenxpaige:
“Only if you’ve got your noble steed. That might be a little overkill.”
“I have a cat?”
darthashton:
❝ Oh, are you talking about Neil? ❞
“No. He’s cute and all, but he’s not the one I’m looking for.”
“Is it too ‘prince’ of me to be on a search for the pretty girl that works at space mountain? Because I will literally fight a dragon to find her.”
natxreyes:
“ Yeah,yeah its just been a stressful day is all,” Nat replies with a heavy sigh.
“Hungry? I’ll take you to get something to eat.. Get your mind off of it.”
httpallison:
“Alright, it’s been a long day and I get that I’m cinderella, but I’d love to be able to change into my comfy shoes now.. I’m only missing one.”
“Oh, Princess! Does this belong to you?” He smirked, raising up her missing shoe.
natxreyes:
“ Why did we have to run out of the most popular ice cream flavor right when a huge wave of people came through,” Natalia mumbles to herself as she throws open the break room door and plops down in a chair, exhausted and unaware of someone else already in the room.
“You alright?” Ax asked as he glanced up from the book he was reading.