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[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

169.

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

[elf-kid2]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

amazing mouse, how sweet the sound

[dailycatsblog]

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[time-incantation]

John Galliano for Dior | 1998

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball

[starfoozle]

Colleague A at the queer scientist mixer: “….so before I knew I was a lesbian, I was always into bishounen. It’s part of the process —”

Colleague B: “….what’s a bishounen?”

Greek chorus of other queer scientists who are all 30 or 40 years old: [simultaneously jump in to offer assorted definitions of androgynous prettyboy anime guys, at increasing volume]

Colleague B, hopefully, after a lengthy and considerate pause: “…oh, like Hisoka? From HunterXHunter?”

Greek chorus of other queer scientists who are all 30 or 40 years old: “UH….. NOT QUITE,,,”

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[importantcatpics]

[chrisfroot]

my toxic valentine.

ver 1. possessed shauna and her school princess jackie in the universe of the movie “jennifer's body”

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[pansyfemme]

i keep seeing tiktoks being like “what it’s like to be the only lesbian who isn’t poly” “it feels like im the only monogamous queer person left” “i don’t want to be poly guyssss’ like its crazy how little i care. please stop inventing a universe where every queer person is forced to live under big polycule and monogamous people must live in secret. no one cares that one person you wanted to date didn’t want to be monogamous. you will survive

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[beemovieerotica]