Axel Zoidas

axel. seventeen. food, lacrosse, working miracles, && pranks are my forte. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

BREAKING NEWS in the life of JJ: Last night this stud muffin with the abs asked little blonde me to be his GIRLFRIEND! I am off the singles market, sorry ladies and gents. @the-ax-man you’re the sweetest and most understanding person who cooks magical food, but you’re also bat shit crazy to willingly date me. I would have it any other way. <3 

PS: since you won’t stop surprising me with stuff, I’m joining in and you’ll be getting some surprises soon.

[axelzoidas]

I could wax poetic about you all day and it still wouldn’t be enough. ;D You’re the type of girl my mother warned me about and will be thrilled to know I ignored her warnings. Heh, in all seriousness though... I am so happy you said yes. <3  PS: there’s no need for that! but if you want a romance war... you’ve got one. ;D

[axelzoidas]

What would your tinder profile say?

“i’m only here for guinea pigs to taste my food.”

[english-roses-and-ivy]

I volunteer as tribute, Ax. Always.

[axelzoidas]

Next time I’m feeling adventurous in the kitchen I’ll let you know! 

[axelzoidas]

What would your tinder profile say?

“i’m only here for guinea pigs to taste my food.”

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel [TXT] How early can you be up and ready to go in the morning? ;D

[txt] Me? The queen of sleep? Up early?[txt] I’m going to need some motivation like…a poptart

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] Oh please do. I can’t wait to see what that beautifully devious mind of yours comes up with. [TXT] Yes, that’s generally what a parent is. [TXT] You can’t really call my parents authority figures. They’re chill af. [TXT] My dad likes to kick the pink flamingo’s out of our neighbors yard and my mom TP’d our other neighbor’s house when he made a rude comment about her ethnicity. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] Holy shit… [txt] and here I thought Mati’s parents were cool af. her dad’s hot [txt] I kinda already like them if they’re into pranks and giving zero fucks [txt] I will have dinner with your rents. And I’ll be on my chillest behavior lol [txt] NOW TELL ME THE SECRETS AXEL!

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] Where do you think I get my love of pranks from?  [TXT] Just be yourself. They’re going to love you. Even if you get sassy. [TXT] Okay okay. Axel is typing... Axel is typing... Axel is typing... [TXT] With the help of my parents, I got us a condo on the beach for the weekend. [TXT] We have it from early tomorrow morning until midday on Tuesday.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel [TXT] How early can you be up and ready to go in the morning? ;D

[txt] Me? The queen of sleep? Up early?[txt] I’m going to need some motivation like…a poptart

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] Oh please do. I can’t wait to see what that beautifully devious mind of yours comes up with. [TXT] Yes, that’s generally what a parent is. [TXT] You can’t really call my parents authority figures. They’re chill af. [TXT] My dad likes to kick the pink flamingo’s out of our neighbors yard and my mom TP’d our other neighbor’s house when he made a rude comment about her ethnicity. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel [TXT] How early can you be up and ready to go in the morning? ;D

[txt] Me? The queen of sleep? Up early?[txt] I’m going to need some motivation like…a poptart

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] … A poptart?  [TXT] I’ll make you a deal: If you can be up and ready to go by 7am I’ll have a full breakfast spread waiting for you.  [TXT] I’d suggest packing some clothes for a few days. And bring a swimsuit. Just in case.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] Well damn, I can’t turn that down.  [txt] I’ll set five alarms! I won’t be pretty and I may be a little sassy, but I’ll be awake [txt] for a few days, you say. Are you sweeping me off to a secret location?

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] You’re always pretty. Especially when you’ve got that just woke up look.  [TXT] Don’t tease me with sass, Jameson. You know I go weak at the knees when you get sassy with me. [TXT] Yes I am. Prepare to be wooed. I brought my A-Game this time.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] I woke up like this? 😉 [txt] Prepare to be stumbling tomorrow, stud muffin. the sass levels are going to be high [txt] you tend to woo me everyday <3 [txt] hold up. wait a minute. last time you B-game? how the hell are you going to one up yourself now?

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] I’d believe it. [TXT] I can never fully prepare for the affect you have on me but I will do my very best. [TXT] Yes, last time was B-Game. Heh, you’re just gonna have to wait and see. Guarantee it’ll make you throw rocks at our last date.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] I like knowing I have such a strong effect on you. 😈 [txt] never! our last dates was crazy fantastic.  [txt] Axel…you know I’m impatient and you kill me with all these secrets. But I’ll wait. I probably won’t sleep well…

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] Like you didn’t already know I’m wrapped around your finger. :P [TXT] Dramatic much? :P If you /really/ want to know… I’ll tell you. [TXT] But it’ll cost you.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] Oh I know, but I enjoy the reminders. Don’t worry I won’t abuse such precious power [txt] You know full well I’m extra af.  [txt] What’s the price?

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] What’s the point of having that power if you don’t abuse it? ;D [TXT] I do and I love it. [TXT] Dinner with my parents. 

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel [TXT] How early can you be up and ready to go in the morning? ;D

[txt] Me? The queen of sleep? Up early?[txt] I’m going to need some motivation like…a poptart

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] … A poptart?  [TXT] I’ll make you a deal: If you can be up and ready to go by 7am I’ll have a full breakfast spread waiting for you.  [TXT] I’d suggest packing some clothes for a few days. And bring a swimsuit. Just in case.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] Well damn, I can’t turn that down.  [txt] I’ll set five alarms! I won’t be pretty and I may be a little sassy, but I’ll be awake [txt] for a few days, you say. Are you sweeping me off to a secret location?

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] You’re always pretty. Especially when you’ve got that just woke up look.  [TXT] Don’t tease me with sass, Jameson. You know I go weak at the knees when you get sassy with me. [TXT] Yes I am. Prepare to be wooed. I brought my A-Game this time.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] I woke up like this? 😉 [txt] Prepare to be stumbling tomorrow, stud muffin. the sass levels are going to be high [txt] you tend to woo me everyday <3 [txt] hold up. wait a minute. last time you B-game? how the hell are you going to one up yourself now?

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] I’d believe it. [TXT] I can never fully prepare for the affect you have on me but I will do my very best. [TXT] Yes, last time was B-Game. Heh, you’re just gonna have to wait and see. Guarantee it’ll make you throw rocks at our last date.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] I like knowing I have such a strong effect on you. 😈 [txt] never! our last dates was crazy fantastic.  [txt] Axel…you know I’m impatient and you kill me with all these secrets. But I’ll wait. I probably won’t sleep well…

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] Like you didn’t already know I’m wrapped around your finger. :P [TXT] Dramatic much? :P If you /really/ want to know... I’ll tell you. [TXT] But it’ll cost you.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel [TXT] How early can you be up and ready to go in the morning? ;D

[txt] Me? The queen of sleep? Up early?[txt] I’m going to need some motivation like…a poptart

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] … A poptart?  [TXT] I’ll make you a deal: If you can be up and ready to go by 7am I’ll have a full breakfast spread waiting for you.  [TXT] I’d suggest packing some clothes for a few days. And bring a swimsuit. Just in case.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] Well damn, I can’t turn that down.  [txt] I’ll set five alarms! I won’t be pretty and I may be a little sassy, but I’ll be awake [txt] for a few days, you say. Are you sweeping me off to a secret location?

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] You’re always pretty. Especially when you’ve got that just woke up look.  [TXT] Don’t tease me with sass, Jameson. You know I go weak at the knees when you get sassy with me. [TXT] Yes I am. Prepare to be wooed. I brought my A-Game this time.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] I woke up like this? 😉 [txt] Prepare to be stumbling tomorrow, stud muffin. the sass levels are going to be high [txt] you tend to woo me everyday <3 [txt] hold up. wait a minute. last time you B-game? how the hell are you going to one up yourself now?

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] I’d believe it. [TXT] I can never fully prepare for the affect you have on me but I will do my very best. [TXT] Yes, last time was B-Game. Heh, you’re just gonna have to wait and see. Guarantee it’ll make you throw rocks at our last date.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel [TXT] How early can you be up and ready to go in the morning? ;D

[txt] Me? The queen of sleep? Up early?[txt] I’m going to need some motivation like…a poptart

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] … A poptart?  [TXT] I’ll make you a deal: If you can be up and ready to go by 7am I’ll have a full breakfast spread waiting for you.  [TXT] I’d suggest packing some clothes for a few days. And bring a swimsuit. Just in case.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] Well damn, I can’t turn that down.  [txt] I’ll set five alarms! I won’t be pretty and I may be a little sassy, but I’ll be awake [txt] for a few days, you say. Are you sweeping me off to a secret location?

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] You’re always pretty. Especially when you’ve got that just woke up look.  [TXT] Don’t tease me with sass, Jameson. You know I go weak at the knees when you get sassy with me. [TXT] Yes I am. Prepare to be wooed. I brought my A-Game this time.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel [TXT] How early can you be up and ready to go in the morning? ;D

[txt] Me? The queen of sleep? Up early?[txt] I’m going to need some motivation like…a poptart

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] ... A poptart?  [TXT] I’ll make you a deal: If you can be up and ready to go by 7am I’ll have a full breakfast spread waiting for you.  [TXT] I’d suggest packing some clothes for a few days. And bring a swimsuit. Just in case.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel [TXT] What are you doing tonight?

[txt] I’m finish up some math homework then I’m free [txt] whats up? you trying to make more of my dreams come true?[txt] or just playing it more low key

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] playing it more low key. [TXT] this weekend though… more of your dreams are coming true. [TXT] so please don’t plan anything.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] I will keep my schedule free [txt] what could be more important than my dreams? [txt] so what did you have in mind for low key tonight? can butt touches be involved?

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] thank you, beautiful [TXT] butt touches can always be involved. and i was thinking of a nice drive somewhere. find an open patch of road. [TXT] pull over. let you take the wheel. i love it when you drive my car.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] I’m totally down. open road just us. Perfect low key night [txt] Oh Axel, is that an innuendo? 😉

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] perfect. i’ll meet you in the parking lot in 10? [TXT] hmm, why don’t you come find out for yourself? ;D

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel [TXT] What are you doing tonight?

[txt] I’m finish up some math homework then I’m free [txt] whats up? you trying to make more of my dreams come true?[txt] or just playing it more low key

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] playing it more low key. [TXT] this weekend though… more of your dreams are coming true. [TXT] so please don’t plan anything.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] I will keep my schedule free [txt] what could be more important than my dreams? [txt] so what did you have in mind for low key tonight? can butt touches be involved?

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] thank you, beautiful [TXT] butt touches can always be involved. and i was thinking of a nice drive somewhere. find an open patch of road. [TXT] pull over. let you take the wheel. i love it when you drive my car.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel [TXT] What are you doing tonight?

[txt] I’m finish up some math homework then I’m free [txt] whats up? you trying to make more of my dreams come true?[txt] or just playing it more low key

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] playing it more low key. [TXT] this weekend though... more of your dreams are coming true. [TXT] so please don’t plan anything.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

Axel ♡ [TXT] Good morning, beautiful. Did you enjoy last nights date?

[txt] holy fuck axel! Like I have words but I’m also speechless [txt] last night was straight out of a movie!

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] glad you liked it. i was kind of nervous i went too overboard with it. [TXT] really couldn’t help myself, though. you deserve to be spoiled.

[axelzoidas]

[txt] you. me. hanging out today?

[TXT] just tell me when and where, beautiful.

[jjameson-onthe-rocks]

[txt] oh no, sir. You asked me on a date so you pick when and where

[txt] cause I don’t know how to date please teach me

[axelzoidas]

[TXT] I already have our date planned I just haven’t had a chance to put it into motion yet. [TXT] If you’re down, we can spend the day watching movies and tonight I can take you on that date.

[axelzoidas]

[txt] you. me. hanging out today?

[TXT] just tell me when and where, beautiful.

[gamerqueen-nikki]

Dreams are made into ashes

I got accepted into CIA and i cant even fucking go. Baby bear will be too young. I Might as well just apprenticeship under my dad and go work at one of his restaurants.

[axelzoidas]

I’m sorry to hear that, mamabear. Come to the kitchens after class. I’ll make you whatever you want, and offer my ear.