if homestuck was a girl id touch weewees with it

[axiomapocrypha]

Hiii i'm April! [she/her-white-25] This is my homestuck blog grins.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[eveligne]

I programmed an AI image generator with a soul so she can feel sad when you commission a human artist

[eveligne]

I created her as a rhetorical tool but I’ve been spending a lot of time comforting her without ever relieving her pain and now I’m rather fond of the thing. That’s motherhood.

[nyannibalist]

whatever Go my girlkat

[gloviiz]

New viral TikTok comment section reaction image

[sg-s3c]

xavier in homestuck

[justatallstick]

[fiendy]

making space and making time

[yaoisquidbob]

original

[jazze-bee]

Birdbrain aka Davesprite discusses the logistics of vomiting into his friend's mouths

[sunny6909]

[pokeballvictimized]

[kelspac3]

forgot to post this

[blackoutbruh]

barbie girl

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i could fr see vriska working at mcdonalds though like you go up to the counter and she's like (with a complete lack of enthusiasm) welcome to mcdonalds what can i get you today and then you're like uhhm can i just a get a small fry...with extra gru8sauce on the side and then she just looks at you with an exhausted expression full of contempt because they don't fucking have grubsauce because this is just normalass human mcdonalds and you're like the fourth person today to ask for grubsauce and it wasn't funny the other three times either

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

and when you ask for the manager it's jane crocker and you know she's running that shit like Fat Hitler

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

having new hires run suicide missions against the burger king across the street like shit gets crazy

[low-polly]

[the-east-art]

Homestuck mugs back from the kiln! Some tweaks that need to happy between these batch and the next one, but I’m officially having an interest check to see how many more/what aspects I should make that also functions as a mailing list for when they’re up for sale: fill it out here