waiting for guaffman

i've never finished a robert munsch book

[ayanicles]

Nature is wild man

[bluethundabomb]

– (x)

[ghostheather-deactivated2020051]

[queenstravelingdarling]

I watched this 20 times and cried the whole time. Thank you, Beyoncé ❤️❤️❤️

[schittscreekgifs]

[jedi-anakin]

Hit me. Go ahead.

[geosynthetic]

Count Barefoot Contessa

[against-stars]

we’re watching the new season of queer eye and my dad is actually crying over the ep with the trans dude, like he’s talking about his top surgery and my dad is in tears going “when you sculpt marble the sculpture is already inside, you’re just getting rid of what isn’t part of it! he’s just getting rid of what isn’t part of him!”

so from my oldass 70 year old dad to all my trans followers, y'all are marble sculptures and you’re perfect

[against-stars]

happy pride to all trans people, from my daddy’s memory

[black-0rpheus]

”Then give white people some free advice.” ”They’re all in my books.” RIP Toni Morrison (February 18, 1931 - August 5, 2019)

[ayanicles]

Queen Maxine Shaw

[patricksdavid]

catherine deserves an emmy for this joke alone

[amazingspidermans]

if a guy doesn’t go to a different country just to buy you a gorgeous floral necklace that happens to be the namesake of your favorite murder is he even worth it?

[radi0-open-door]

[capstellium]

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

[horoscope-photos]

The signs as our favorite out-of-context x-files screen-caps.

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[ayanicles]

🤣🤣🤣

[captainchilly]

Maybe I’m not meant to have a great love like you and mami. Maybe I’ll have many, maybe I won’t. 

[tenderstems]

scream she might be wise beyond her years

[probablyshitting-deactivated202]

sis has some validity to her statistics