What A Geek

A little quippy and a lot fumbling. A lover of music and curious about your taste probably. This blog has no purpose other than to fuck around. No not literally you perv. D&D account: ItsTheRolling20s

[cungadero]

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hairyberrytribbles-deactivated2]

Listen, if you give me only verbal instructions, understand that I will not understand a word you said no matter how good they were if it’s more than one or two steps

[m-eowdy]

please give the instructions on a piece of paper so i can forget that i have it in 5 minutes

[valtsv]

yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your

[vmae]

Charisma teeth are the fangs

[valtsv]

this is the single most terrifying reply to any of my posts i have ever received

[anxietyproblem]

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

[zevbutt]

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

[thadeeliv]

drift? in this house, we ram straight into every wall

[frogmp3]

hey girls… did you know… that um… bisexual people are allowed to refer to their same gender attraction as gay or, when it applies, refer to other traits about themselves as gay, without someone who got their women and gender studies degree on tumblr.edu correcting them

[nekodiana09-deactivated20201227]

mood

[cyberstrawberry-deactivated2013]

sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me

[omghotmemes]

[tchaikovsgay]

lol I’m probably about to be burnt at the stake in a facebook group for my ever unpopular opinion that bi women calling their attraction to women gay isn’t a big deal

[tchaikovsgay]

“bi women using the word gay casually perpetuates straight people thinking lesbians will sleep with men” straight men literally are going to keep thinking this and it has nothing to do with bi women. bi women didn’t invent homophobia and if they stopped ever using the word gay collectively it wouldn’t magically make straight men respect lesbian sexuality

[tchaikovsgay]

like imagine unironically saying bi women are responsible for lesbophobia and thinking it’s a woqué take

[tchaikovsgay]

next time a man says something about trying to sleep with a lesbian, don’t sit there and think “wow, if bi women wouldn’t call themselves gay this wouldn’t happen!” just fucking deck the man. gut him like a fish

[teathattast]

[misspuffbaby]

(x)

[herongale]

this is possibly the best cat video with no actual cat in it that I have ever seen

[flocc]

Here’s the cat for anybody who hasn’t had the pleasure of seeing Solaire

[humorstar]

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

[dangerous-tangerine]

SCP 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[energyprison]

You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we'd all get together and kill everyone in charge

[teaboot]

How terrible. Wouldn't want to bring that back. Wouldn't want to spread that around