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Kiara Lopez - the light of Laguna and the future wife of the guy of your dreams :-) xxx

[aye-kiara]

Texts || Courteney & Kiara

Courteney: Alright cool. When should we have it?

Kiara: I seriously don't know, this weekend? The weekend after?

[tr-istan-blog]

  I don’t have to. I’ve got photos.

[aye-kiara]

You're bluffing.

[tr-istan-blog]

  Come on Ki, you don’t want me to tell your Papi what illegal shit you’ve been doing in Mexico. 

[aye-kiara]

Pfft, he wouldn't believe you. 

[aye-kiara]

Texts || Courteney & Kiara

Courteney: Hey, so are we gonna have that party or what?

Kiara: Yeah, why not? It's not like Papi can really be angry at us, he only really gets mad at Caleb anymore..

[tr-istan-blog]

My cat kept scratching me so I kicked it and now it won’t move. Are they supposed to do that?

[aye-kiara]

I'm calling the authorities..............

[colbyok]

Where did all immigrants go?

[aye-kiara]

Watch yourself, white boy.

[courteneylopez]

  If we send him on a trip with his work friends for a weekend to play golf, he wouldn’t know.

[aye-kiara]

Hm, that's so true. Should we do it?

[billie-thekid-blog]

  It’d explain his weird hair line.

[aye-kiara]

Exactly! He seriously cannot be real.

[billie-thekid-blog]

  Drake is the shit.

[aye-kiara]

He seriously is, which is why he can't be human. He definitely is like... a martian or something. Let's call him D.T.

[courteneylopez]

  Well, maybe we should have a party to see if there’s any new faces around.

[aye-kiara]

Oh yeah, Papi would be thrilled with that idea.

[urboydrake]

  It’s a good jam, huh Court? 

[aye-kiara]

.... Are you dumb?

[aye-kiara]

I totally love that Drake song, but I can't help but think he's going back to his home planet or something because he cannot be human.

[courteneylopez]

  To Miami. And then back to Mexico for a bit. Are there any new boys around town?

[aye-kiara]

Ah of course, the life of the more spontaneous Lopez twin. Not that I know of, but I swear they hide from me when I come.

[courteneylopez]

  Miss me?

[aye-kiara]

Of course, the other Lopez's just don't get it. I've had no one to go boy hunting with. Where did you go?

[courteneylopez]

AY guess who’s back bitches.

[aye-kiara]

I didn't know we had a mirror in this room.

[billie-thekid-blog]

  It was Tristan.

[aye-kiara]

Pfft like he can talk, he looks like he just snuck across the border.

[aye-kiara]

To whoever yelled out 'go back to Taco Bell' at me - Run along little one before I grind you down to mince and put you in my burrito. Asshole.