Meeting with all my rapper friends
Me: First of all I wanna thank Fetty Wap for bringing this nice bottle of 1738 for us to share.
Fetty Wap: Hey What's Up Hello
Me: Anyways, I called this meeting because--
*Drake walks in, dragging Meek Mill with a leash.*
Tupac: That's messed up man.
Me: Tupac? I thought you were dead!
Tupac: Death is an illusion. So is life. I transcend all realms of existence.
Me: I think I drank too much 1738--
Me: Shit, did he really just--
Drake: I trained him well.
Frank Ocean: Drake, I think you have some serious psychological issues you need to--
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP FRANK YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK UNTIL YOUR NEW ALBUM COMES OUT
Eminem: Did I mention I can rhyme words with orange?
Me: Yes Eminem, and we're all very proud of you, but there's something seriously wrong here we need to talk about.
Me: OK, will someone just call Nicki? This is out of control.
Childish Gambino: I like Asian women.
Everyone: We know, Donald.
Drake: Why are you guys being so hard on me? I mean, didn't Kendrick kill someone?
Kendrick: No, that symbolizes me blaming myself for the murder of my friend Dave, as well as the proverbial death of my childhood due to my experiences growing up in Compton.
Me: Wow I love you Kendrick. Thank you for making sense here while everyone--
Kendrick: THIS DICK AIN'T FREE
Me: Cmon man, I know that song symbolizes how you've been used by the rap industry but now's really not the time
Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU'RE AWFUL
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