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Jungle’s haunted

nginiamhim

explain..?

I don't mean to be too presumptuous, but I would prefer to not have my siblings and I's presence be referred to as a "haunting" >:(

Not you.

But the Jungle Is Haunted

Jungle’s haunted

"My pink hair tie has been missing for a few days."

It's the only extra-extra-extra large one I have."

That sucks, hope you find it.

If anyone thinks it’s appropriate to ask an alien any possible question regarding biology, I’ll make it a point to turn a question towards them out of spite.

What’s the powerhouse of the cell?

Look, I can’t be spiteful towards you, but shouldn’t you know that?

Do you not know the answer? *he has a smug grin plastered on his snout*

I don’t like that smug grin of yours. Sylazide gets like that when they are doing some “5d chess moves”, whatever that means.

*his grin got bigger*

Do you not get to do this kind of meddling behavior with Nancy or Nitros? Or is this just the thrill of a new target?

By the way, not all cells have a mitochondria.

Meh, Nancy doesn’t get the joke, and dad plays along too well.

Besides, haven’t antagonized anyone in a while, you seemed good enough, lmao.

‘Good enough’? Hmph. I suppose if my own family can tease me constantly, why shouldn’t you. … Wait, that nearly sounds encouraging! No! I am definitely NOT a suitable target for joke based nonsense!

Too late! You already said you were!! Ahahahahaaa!!

If anyone thinks it’s appropriate to ask an alien any possible question regarding biology, I’ll make it a point to turn a question towards them out of spite.

What’s the powerhouse of the cell?

Look, I can’t be spiteful towards you, but shouldn’t you know that?

Do you not know the answer? *he has a smug grin plastered on his snout*

I don’t like that smug grin of yours. Sylazide gets like that when they are doing some “5d chess moves”, whatever that means.

*his grin got bigger*

Do you not get to do this kind of meddling behavior with Nancy or Nitros? Or is this just the thrill of a new target?

By the way, not all cells have a mitochondria.

Meh, Nancy doesn’t get the joke, and dad plays along too well.

Besides, haven’t antagonized anyone in a while, you seemed good enough, lmao.

If anyone thinks it’s appropriate to ask an alien any possible question regarding biology, I’ll make it a point to turn a question towards them out of spite.

What’s the powerhouse of the cell?

Look, I can’t be spiteful towards you, but shouldn’t you know that?

Do you not know the answer? *he has a smug grin plastered on his snout*

I don’t like that smug grin of yours. Sylazide gets like that when they are doing some “5d chess moves”, whatever that means.

#//Azide lil shit moments

*his grin got bigger*

If anyone thinks it’s appropriate to ask an alien any possible question regarding biology, I’ll make it a point to turn a question towards them out of spite.

What’s the powerhouse of the cell?

Look, I can’t be spiteful towards you, but shouldn’t you know that?

Do you not know the answer? *he has a smug grin plastered on his snout*

If anyone thinks it’s appropriate to ask an alien any possible question regarding biology, I’ll make it a point to turn a question towards them out of spite.

#//really hope this isn’t a serious post. I can delete my response if it is

What’s the powerhouse of the cell?

"Sorry for the quietness over here. Cell service has been kinda unreliable lately."

"Also, less interestingly-- I'm in the process of creating a person."

Ah, yeah no worries y’kn-

WHAT?!?

“Wait wait wait….A FULL PERSON!? …. like… A HUMAN BEING!?!!!!”

"Yea-- er, well, admittedly this thing is coming along less human than I'd like. But it's. . . coming along."

DUDE

YOU CANT JUST BUILD A PERSON, THATS

WHY????

"There's DNA in human hair, and Miss N. Dear's hairbrush in the bathroom is full of it-- so I thought, 'hey, when in Rome-- right?'"

"It's been good practice so far."

"Er- by the way, don't tell Miss N. Dear."

…

You’re cloning my MOM?!

"Okay, well, sure-- it sounds creepy when you put it like that. But its all just harmless science."

Coco.

Dude.

You Have Read Frankenstein. You Know How That Ends.

No One Wants Frank-N-Dear.

“This just in, local music teacher rampages through local village” is not a headline anyone wants.

Mostly.

If it was like, not this, it might be funny.

"No no, it'll be okay. This one will be too small to do any of that stuff."

"And-- and it's not going to, anyway, because unlike Victor Frankenstein, I'm super good at this and I know what I'm doing."

…

I have many doubts.

"Sorry for the quietness over here. Cell service has been kinda unreliable lately."

"Also, less interestingly-- I'm in the process of creating a person."

Ah, yeah no worries y’kn-

WHAT?!?

“Wait wait wait….A FULL PERSON!? …. like… A HUMAN BEING!?!!!!”

"Yea-- er, well, admittedly this thing is coming along less human than I'd like. But it's. . . coming along."

DUDE

YOU CANT JUST BUILD A PERSON, THATS

WHY????

"There's DNA in human hair, and Miss N. Dear's hairbrush in the bathroom is full of it-- so I thought, 'hey, when in Rome-- right?'"

"It's been good practice so far."

"Er- by the way, don't tell Miss N. Dear."

…

You’re cloning my MOM?!

"Okay, well, sure-- it sounds creepy when you put it like that. But its all just harmless science."

Coco.

Dude.

You Have Read Frankenstein. You Know How That Ends.

No One Wants Frank-N-Dear.

“This just in, local music teacher rampages through local village” is not a headline anyone wants.

Mostly.

If it was like, not this, it might be funny.

"Sorry for the quietness over here. Cell service has been kinda unreliable lately."

"Also, less interestingly-- I'm in the process of creating a person."

Ah, yeah no worries y’kn-

WHAT?!?

“Wait wait wait….A FULL PERSON!? …. like… A HUMAN BEING!?!!!!”

"Yea-- er, well, admittedly this thing is coming along less human than I'd like. But it's. . . coming along."

DUDE

YOU CANT JUST BUILD A PERSON, THATS

WHY????

"There's DNA in human hair, and Miss N. Dear's hairbrush in the bathroom is full of it-- so I thought, 'hey, when in Rome-- right?'"

"It's been good practice so far."

"Er- by the way, don't tell Miss N. Dear."

…

You’re cloning my MOM?!

"Sorry for the quietness over here. Cell service has been kinda unreliable lately."

"Also, less interestingly-- I'm in the process of creating a person."

Ah, yeah no worries y’kn-

WHAT?!?

“Wait wait wait….A FULL PERSON!? …. like… A HUMAN BEING!?!!!!”

"Yea-- er, well, admittedly this thing is coming along less human than I'd like. But it's. . . coming along."

DUDE

YOU CANT JUST BUILD A PERSON, THATS

WHY????

"Sorry for the quietness over here. Cell service has been kinda unreliable lately."

"Also, less interestingly-- I'm in the process of creating a person."

Ah, yeah no worries y’kn-

WHAT?!?

@perameles-coco

Hey, Nancy said you can have the East wing guest room.

… You can also have that bean bag if you want. So you don’t have to stay in a blank room, yknow?

"...Oh!! Uhm-- gee, she..."

"She did? Well... thank you. I-I really mean it. You won't even know I'm here, I swear."

Dude, it’s no issue, really.

She also said you can use the lab if you ask first.

Everyone shut up there’s ice cream with chocolate chips and mint, this is all that is important now

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Cars 2 was a really good movie.

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