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Angel. Acquirer of Rare Books. Food Lover. Friend. Godfather of The Antichrist (Indie Aziraphale RP Blog II Highly Selective)

[olympain]

He came, he swore, he conquered.

[james-flint]

[azixraphale-blog]

Protects. (up to you whether he has any idea what/who they are ig lmao)

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II @queenprotector

“Goodness!” One moment Aziraphale was gingerly carrying a new stack of books across the street, on the way to his store. The next, a car’s horn blared, no less than a few feet away from him. The angel thought he was to be roadkill for sure. Fortunately, he felt somebody tug him onto the pavement and away from anymore reckless drivers.

“Thank you, my dear, that was very kind of you!” said Aziraphale, as he did his level best to catch his breath. “If it weren’t for you my books and I would be a pancake right about now.-- And speaking of which, would you look at that,” comfort flooded his face as the angel stole a glance at his four tomes, “not a scratch on them!”

[atlaswontdisappear]

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What's your /real/ opinion on Crowley?

Ask my muse anything you want on anon!: ACCEPTING

“Crowley? What can I say? He and I have been together since the beginning, quite literally. Somehow, someway, we always managed to find one another. For Heaven’s sake, he and I were together when Adam stopped Armageddon!-- I know, I know. He’s a demon. I’m an angel. We shouldn’t even be talking to one another. We’re on opposite sides. Yet, none of that matters. Deep down, despite what he is, he’s a good person. Crowley-... We-... He’s my best friend and always will be till the end of time.”

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II @beforewewerehopeless

Every thousandth year or so it was as if God would toss a monkey wrench at the Earth, usually in the form of a great natural disaster or a war amongst humans. Humans were an amazing species, Aziraphale always thought. No matter what scrapes they would get in, or no matter what trouble was thrown their way they were somehow managed to bounce back. However, there where whispers of an oncoming prophecy. One that chilled Aziraphale right to the one. The angel was certain that no humans, plant, or animal would make it out of this one, considering the fact that they would be going against literal hellfire and the wrath of heaven.

Ella Night. It seems that was the only name being tossed about up in Heaven. Ella Night. The Soon To Be Mother of The Prince of Hellfire Himself. Aziraphale couldn’t let this happen. He couldn’t let the world collapse without trying to stop it all. So, that evening the angel miraculously found directions to Miss Night’s home. He couldn’t back down. He had to try. Three taps upon the door. “Miss Ella Night?” A honey-coated smile painted itself upon the angel’s lips. “Good evening, Miss Night. My name is Aziraphale. I hate to bother you, but I need to talk to you. It’s-...” Taking a step forward, he lowered his voice, “it’s concerning your future and the devil himself.”

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Growls at - crowley

Send for your muse to do one of the following to mine: ACCEPTING

II @soulscatter

“I would appreciate it if you didn’t throw that tone of voice at me, Crowley. You know that won’t do you any good,” nagged Aziraphale, as he pointed a strict finger up at the demon. “Just because you don’t get your way doesn’t give you the right to act like a child and get your knickers in a knot.”

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magnoliamemes‌:

 Send for your muse to do one of the following to mine. 

Carries, bridal style. 

Kisses cheek.  

Tickles sides.  

Growls at 

Tackles to the ground.  

Slaps.  

Cries in front of.  

Holds and refuses to let go.  

Protects.  

KICKS.  

Bites.   

Holds hand.  

Winks at.  

Steals a kiss.  

Dances with.  

stabs.  

Yells at

stares at.  

Sniffs.  

pats head. 

Pins down.  

Blocks their exit.  

Glares at.  

attacks.   

gives flowers.  

sings to.  

proposes to.  

gazes into their eyes.    

blushes at.  

asks out on a date.  

breaks up with.  

runs away from  (flustered)

chases.   

begs for forgiveness.   

rejects them.   

Sneaks up on.  

gets caught following them.  

Hides from

Scares them.  

comforts them.  

headbutts  

nose boop.  

forehead flick.   

runs away with.  

shares a treat.  

flirts with.   

BADLY,  flirts with.  

breaks down in front of them.   

Cuddles with.  

shoves away.  

pulls in closer.  

leans in to kiss but then stops themselves.    

Tries to confess their feelings but chickens out. 

reads to them

whispers into their ear

Invades personal space.  

tries to make them laugh.  

apologies to.  

trips them.  

catches them.  

eyes them up and down.  

smirks at

rolls eyes at

playfully shoves.  

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❛ Who is this “god” person anyway? ❜

BOOK STARTERS VOL.36    THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY: ACCEPTING

II @notoverlyfond

“Surely, you’ve heard of her,” gasped Aziraphale. “God? Creator of the entire world; the entire universe, as a matter of fact! It’s said that she created the universe in three days, more or less.-- Not only that, but she’s the creator of The Ineffable Plan and thus my boss... Or, erm, well, my boss’s boss. Surely, some of this rings a bell?”

[azixraphale-blog]

Ice cream on a hot day, or soup on a cold day?

Ask my muse anything you want on anon!

“Why not both? Quite frankly, even if it were a hot day I wouldn’t mind a nice, Clam Chowder, or perhaps even Miso Soup. Just as if it were a cold day, I wouldn’t mind a cone or two of ice cream!”

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How does Aziraphale feel about book bannings, and the "appropriateness" of fiction?

Ask my muse anything you want on anon: ACCEPTING

“Appropriateness of fiction? Are people deeming the genre of fiction as inappropriate these days?-- The way I see it, whether it be deeming a genre as inappropriate or banning books, it’s honestly such a terrible waste. At the end of the day we all have our own tastes and opinions. Some things we’ll gravitate to as others we would rather not. However, to those books and genres we don’t find ourselves fond of, I don’t believe that placing a label on them and banning them is the answer. Doing so means having to apply the breaks onto knowledge. What a shame that would be. Frankly, I think that people should simply let people enjoy what they like, as long as it doesn’t hurt anybody or themselves in the process!-- Oh, dear. I seemed to have rambled on a bit, haven’t I?”

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( Open Starter )

❛ I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it! ❜

[purplebuddhaquotes]

Bookstores always remind me that there are good things in this world.

Vincent van Gogh (via purplebuddhaquotes)

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//Will try working on my About page tonight! Please, everybody, send me all the memes or flood my inbox with anything, really! Would love to get more things going on this blog!//

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

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heireating‌:

 BOOK STARTERS VOL.36    THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY    DOUGLAS ADAMS

❛ Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? ❜

❛ Time is just an illusion. Don’t panic. ❜

❛ Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ❜

❛ I’d far rather be happy than right any day. ❜

❛ If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. ❜

❛ So this is it — We are going to die. ❜

❛ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. ❜

❛ There is a theory which states that all this has already happened. ❜

❛ I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young. ❜

❛ Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does. ❜

❛ You are so unhip it’s a wonder your bum doesn’t fall off. ❜

❛ Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. ❜

❛ There is an answer. But, I’ll have to think about it. ❜

❛ Sorry, did I do something wrong? ❜

❛ That’s just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that. ❜

❛ This is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of. ❜

❛ Excuse me? Why am I here? ❜

❛ You can loathe it or ignore it, but you can’t like it. ❜

❛ I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it! ❜

❛ You could fit my capacity for happiness into a matchbox without taking out the matches first ❜

❛ That’s the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody’s said to me all day. ❜

❛ What are you? Crazy? ❜

❛ Who is this “god” person anyway? ❜

❛ I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you’ve never actually known what the question is. ❜

❛ Was there even any reason behind all this? ❜

❛ Someone down there is trying to kill us! ❜

❛ Don’t you see what this means? It means we must be on to something! ❜

❛ Please relax, you are perfectly safe. ❜

❛ That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I’d like to steal it. ❜

❛ It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level. ❜