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fern × 28 × whatever it is i didnt do it (under construction ic blog for fern from fionna and cake / sideblog to @grassbodied)

[milkbarkompot]

Kraków UJ botanical garden, 05.23

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

you so used to eating shrimps with the whimps why dont u try eating black eyed peas with the new year fleas.

[t-800]

fuiuuuuuuck shiit..........

[amoebasapph]

it's the last day you can rb this

[neenarchive]

what's her fucking problem lol

[bogleech]

Flirting asking earth to ditch its boring orbit and come hang out around The Hole

[cannibalchicken]

[opiumvampire]

tumblr user: time to make a completely innocuous post targeting a handful of mutuals who possess required context, interests, or opinions to understand and appreciate it :)

the densest, most unfunny person you have never interacted with before in your entire life:

[ackee]

"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fallingtowers]

goodness gracious girl those tits are fucking fat as shit. hey what's up. they call me Insect Nightlife and every life decision i've ever made has ended up hurting someone at least in some small way. can i borrow 10$

[powerburial]

life fans be like it gets good 40 years in

[sandersstudies]

So excited to work as a scare actor for the second year in a row

[sandersstudies]

Last year I was a zombie and chased people around the trail.

This year I’m walking backwards along the trail until I meet a group, saying “hey my friends ran on ahead, can I walk with you?” And then getting kidnapped.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

About 10 years ago my sister attended a zombie survival paintball experience in an abandoned derelict shopping centre

There was a nervous guy at the meeting point who explained that his friends got food poisoning from dinner last night, but this was the whole point of the trip and he didn't want to hang about in a hotel room with sick people, but he was considering just going back home

The entire group immediately took him under their wing and adopted him into their friends and inside jokes and sharing snacks

He was dragged off and eaten by zombies in the first 15 minutes, complete with blood packs, and returned in the final room as a sort of final boss

10/10 long lasting emotional scarring

[littlegreyzetan]

FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A BITE TO EAT

[brown-forking-weed]

My uncle works at Nintendo but he's just a lowly thrall in the coal mines. He doesn't know anything about the new Mario, and even if he did, the only thing he can think about anymore is the steaming ladleful of thin, yellowish gruel that the overseer slops into his battered tin bowl at the end of each ten hour shift.

[tammenterskanroskalava]

When I'm bored at work I sometimes google extinct frogs and use the tape measure to conseptualize how big those would've been on my desk and just nod to myself "damn that was a big frog".

[sueandpuresblog]

[verystablegirl]

Girl you alright?

once a month i go crazy but overall my life is beautiful