𓆝AzureEyes𓆝

Definitely not a dragon. No sir.

[azureeyedgrin]

Is this thing on?

Can you all hear me? Yes? Good.

My name is Azure, and as I’m sure you can see, I am a dragon. A semi-aquatic Lung, to be exact. I cannot fly, but I do have the ability to breathe underwater.

I’m sure you’ve seen my sibling, Peryton S. Fish (also known as Perry S. Fish)

If not, I have provided a photo. (Mind you that this is only one of his many forms. He’s using this one to blend in with an Ant colony.)

Anywho. I’lol be seeing you all soon, I suppose.

Be mindful of where you swim.

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: Dear dragons..

Whats dis?

(Dragon egg btw)

[azureeyedgrin]

That’s my fucking kid.

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: *rapid blinking*

…But the other guys said it was a pearl :(

[azureeyedgrin]

That ‘other guy’ is my sibling who is a LIAR and a CHEAT and wants to KILL ME FOR A PROPHECY

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: Oooooh murder? 😀

[azureeyedgrin]

Wait no stop that get away from me stop NO

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: *Chainsaw*

:D

M(walking in with armfuls of groceries): BONBEE NO—

[azureeyedgrin]

(Record scratch sfx)

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: Dear dragons..

Whats dis?

(Dragon egg btw)

[azureeyedgrin]

That’s my fucking kid.

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: *rapid blinking*

…But the other guys said it was a pearl :(

[azureeyedgrin]

That ‘other guy’ is my sibling who is a LIAR and a CHEAT and wants to KILL ME FOR A PROPHECY

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: Oooooh murder? 😀

[azureeyedgrin]

Wait no stop that get away from me stop NO

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: Dear dragons..

Whats dis?

(Dragon egg btw)

[azureeyedgrin]

That’s my fucking kid.

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: *rapid blinking*

…But the other guys said it was a pearl :(

[azureeyedgrin]

That ‘other guy’ is my sibling who is a LIAR and a CHEAT and wants to KILL ME FOR A PROPHECY

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: Dear dragons..

Whats dis?

(Dragon egg btw)

[azureeyedgrin]

That’s my fucking kid.

[azureeyedgrin]

MY FELLOW SEALIFE, WE MUST RALLY AGAINST THE ANTS!

THEY HAVE STOLEN MY EGGS AND INVADED OUR TERRITORY.

AS THE LARGEST, OLDEST CREATURE HERE, I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO APPOINT MYSELF AS OUR WARTIME LEADER AND COMMANDER.

WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT TO LIVE. TO CREATE. TO BIRTH NEW YOUNG.

[buzzshaws]

Ur sibling is disguised as an ant, is he not? 🧐🤨

[nautilusinthedark]

Yeah I need to kill him.

[buzzshaws]

UH—OH WOW THAT ESCALATED FAST

[azureeyedgrin]

THATS WHAF THE WHOLE PROPHECY THING IS FOR DUMBASS

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

👁️👄👁️

[azureeyedgrin]

SHIT UP KID THE EGG ALREADY PAIRBONDED TO YOU

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

B: I’m 21 :(

M: …egg.?

[azureeyedgrin]

You’re what.

YOU’RE SO SMALL.?? MAYBE THATS JUST MY GIANT DRAGON ASS TALKING BUT HELLO??

[azureeyedgrin]

MY FELLOW SEALIFE, WE MUST RALLY AGAINST THE ANTS!

THEY HAVE STOLEN MY EGGS AND INVADED OUR TERRITORY.

AS THE LARGEST, OLDEST CREATURE HERE, I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO APPOINT MYSELF AS OUR WARTIME LEADER AND COMMANDER.

WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT TO LIVE. TO CREATE. TO BIRTH NEW YOUNG.

[buzzshaws]

Ur sibling is disguised as an ant, is he not? 🧐🤨

[nautilusinthedark]

Yeah I need to kill him.

[buzzshaws]

UH—OH WOW THAT ESCALATED FAST

[azureeyedgrin]

THATS WHAF THE WHOLE PROPHECY THING IS FOR DUMBASS

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

👁️👄👁️

[azureeyedgrin]

SHIT UP KID THE EGG ALREADY PAIRBONDED TO YOU

[azureeyedgrin]

MY FELLOW SEALIFE, WE MUST RALLY AGAINST THE ANTS!

THEY HAVE STOLEN MY EGGS AND INVADED OUR TERRITORY.

AS THE LARGEST, OLDEST CREATURE HERE, I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO APPOINT MYSELF AS OUR WARTIME LEADER AND COMMANDER.

WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT TO LIVE. TO CREATE. TO BIRTH NEW YOUNG.

[buzzshaws]

Ur sibling is disguised as an ant, is he not? 🧐🤨

[nautilusinthedark]

Yeah I need to kill him.

[buzzshaws]

UH—OH WOW THAT ESCALATED FAST

[azureeyedgrin]

THATS WHAF THE WHOLE PROPHECY THING IS FOR DUMBASS

[ask-bonbee-the-lollipop]

O

[azureeyedgrin]

Oh shit um

YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS

[azureeyedgrin]

MY FELLOW SEALIFE, WE MUST RALLY AGAINST THE ANTS!

THEY HAVE STOLEN MY EGGS AND INVADED OUR TERRITORY.

AS THE LARGEST, OLDEST CREATURE HERE, I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO APPOINT MYSELF AS OUR WARTIME LEADER AND COMMANDER.

WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT TO LIVE. TO CREATE. TO BIRTH NEW YOUNG.

[buzzshaws]

Ur sibling is disguised as an ant, is he not? 🧐🤨

[nautilusinthedark]

Yeah I need to kill him.

[buzzshaws]

UH—OH WOW THAT ESCALATED FAST

[azureeyedgrin]

THATS WHAF THE WHOLE PROPHECY THING IS FOR DUMBASS

[azureeyedgrin]

[azureeyedgrin]

MY FELLOW SEALIFE, WE MUST RALLY AGAINST THE ANTS!

THEY HAVE STOLEN MY EGGS AND INVADED OUR TERRITORY.

AS THE LARGEST, OLDEST CREATURE HERE, I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO APPOINT MYSELF AS OUR WARTIME LEADER AND COMMANDER.

WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT TO LIVE. TO CREATE. TO BIRTH NEW YOUNG.